Regis
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Quirmian. With a lot of ‘avec’. Counting laps. Lazy, so writing software to do it all for me
Pretty sure today Hamilton's "Plan C" is actually "Plan Sea. Park the car, head for the beach, grab a cocktail on the way"
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Kind of thankful I don’t need to support Lola anymore, there
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A bottle of champagne signed by Vettel. It's the bottle I opened in the Red Bull Ops Room after winning the Constructor title in 2010 (AFAIK the only bottle opened in the factory that evening). I have it because it was mine to start with
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
That pit lane will be very busy at the end of lap 32
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s rather processional, isn’t it #F1
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Trying to work out who won the WRC
a man with a beard is looking at a computer screen with mathematical equations coming out of it .
ALT: a man with a beard is looking at a computer screen with mathematical equations coming out of it .
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November 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Well, seeing the massive amount of sparks from the McLaren during the race did remind me of a Chief Engineer saying "the plank is not an additional wheel on the car, stop putting it on the ground"
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
So doing Monte-Carlo simulations for race strategy counts as AI now?
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Had a make a Windows 11 install today. It's becoming one of the most traumatic computer experiences. I remember my old Debian days when the aim was to streamline the process as much as possible. Can we go back to that, please?
October 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
5th time in 8 years I’m in Brussels to see the same band. I promise
I’m not an addict
Maybe that’s a lie
October 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ref Flag! Drink! #F1 #Baku
September 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Red Flag in #Baku! #Drink!
September 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I knew my last client was turning, erm, funny; but rewriting the company history to erase people’s contribution and jumping on the AI BS PR bandwagon is lower than I expected
September 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Les gens qui attaquent la Leffe brune à 8h30 à l’aéroport. Qui sont-ils? Quels sont leurs réseaux?
September 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Everyone managed a whole lap with no caution! Drink! #IndyCar #DrinkingGame
August 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Well, they made it 1 lap before the caution. Just. #IndyCar
August 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Strong sense of déjà vu with this one. Is that just a replay of last year?
July 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Anyone else feels it's like watching a DTM race from 2016? #F1
May 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The direction things are evolving with driver management, I now expect Tsunoda to be replaced by Hadjar after FP2 next weekend.
Who’ll then be replaced with Doohan after his FP3 installation lap
March 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM