Alex Simpson
@imalexsimpson.bsky.social
Engineering Manager, iOS Developer, loads of other stuff @iosdev
He/Him
He/Him
I think season one of The Studio was one of the funnest and funniest shows I’ve seen in ages. Apple TV+ are having an absolute blinder this year
May 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think season one of The Studio was one of the funnest and funniest shows I’ve seen in ages. Apple TV+ are having an absolute blinder this year
Reposted by Alex Simpson
Spanish news channel used 'Dark Souls 3' Pontiff boss fight footage while talking about the next pope 😭
May 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Spanish news channel used 'Dark Souls 3' Pontiff boss fight footage while talking about the next pope 😭
Wedding approaches. Can’t stop thinking that someone out there must have written their wedding vows with AI
May 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Wedding approaches. Can’t stop thinking that someone out there must have written their wedding vows with AI
Openvibe needs a) post deduplication across different services, and b) a way to create threads across them too (something Croissant can do)
May 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Openvibe needs a) post deduplication across different services, and b) a way to create threads across them too (something Croissant can do)
Trying out Openvibe to have one feed for Threads, Mastodon + Bluesky. I want to get back to the glory days of following inspiring devs and designers on the bird app, let’s see how it goes!
May 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Trying out Openvibe to have one feed for Threads, Mastodon + Bluesky. I want to get back to the glory days of following inspiring devs and designers on the bird app, let’s see how it goes!
Manners by Passion Pit (2009) still holds up so much today. Production is absolutely god tier, I'd love to make music like that
February 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Manners by Passion Pit (2009) still holds up so much today. Production is absolutely god tier, I'd love to make music like that
You folks are sleeping on Siri's British (Voice 3) voice. Who doesn't want a lovely northern lady to read out all their unhinged WhatsApp group chat messages?
February 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You folks are sleeping on Siri's British (Voice 3) voice. Who doesn't want a lovely northern lady to read out all their unhinged WhatsApp group chat messages?
I'm getting married so someone is legally obligated to tell me when I have food in my beard.
February 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm getting married so someone is legally obligated to tell me when I have food in my beard.
I am currently wearing a pair of Nikes that make every metal object I touch give me an electric shock. Please send help, how do I stop this???
January 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I am currently wearing a pair of Nikes that make every metal object I touch give me an electric shock. Please send help, how do I stop this???
I am currently wearing a pair of Nikes that make every metal object I touch give me an electric shock. Please send help, how do I stop this???
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I am currently wearing a pair of Nikes that make every metal object I touch give me an electric shock. Please send help, how do I stop this???
My friend group's new obsession is Mandy (2018)
November 30, 2024 at 12:33 PM
My friend group's new obsession is Mandy (2018)
I can handle grey hairs in hair, but GREY HAIRS IN MY BEARD AND MOUSTACHE??? I AM THIRTY HUMAN YEARS OLD, STAY AWAY FATHER TIME
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I can handle grey hairs in hair, but GREY HAIRS IN MY BEARD AND MOUSTACHE??? I AM THIRTY HUMAN YEARS OLD, STAY AWAY FATHER TIME
I think we've reached the point where we can safely say Apple Intelligence is… not good
November 25, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I think we've reached the point where we can safely say Apple Intelligence is… not good
It's the most wonderful time of the year (new tv day)
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year (new tv day)
Let's tidy up behind the TV. Cable management won't take long, surely. SURELY.
…oh no.
…oh no.
November 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Let's tidy up behind the TV. Cable management won't take long, surely. SURELY.
…oh no.
…oh no.
Flying back home to the UK from Sydney. My circadian rhythm rn:
https://youtu.be/LDYwIOWbeRU?si=SBA8cq6QcbWgNT1M
https://youtu.be/LDYwIOWbeRU?si=SBA8cq6QcbWgNT1M
October 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Flying back home to the UK from Sydney. My circadian rhythm rn:
https://youtu.be/LDYwIOWbeRU?si=SBA8cq6QcbWgNT1M
https://youtu.be/LDYwIOWbeRU?si=SBA8cq6QcbWgNT1M
My superpower: sleeping when I shouldn't. Plane, car, bus, sofa, tube: easy. My kryptonite: sleeping when I should. Bedtime, overnight flight, early wake up: oh no.
October 14, 2024 at 10:43 PM
My superpower: sleeping when I shouldn't. Plane, car, bus, sofa, tube: easy. My kryptonite: sleeping when I should. Bedtime, overnight flight, early wake up: oh no.
Can't believe all these allegations against Diddy Kong. I wonder if he'll lose the Nintendo brand deal and have to change his cap
October 4, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Can't believe all these allegations against Diddy Kong. I wonder if he'll lose the Nintendo brand deal and have to change his cap
Being a Brit in South East Asia is basically just every local you meet asking you what football team you support. And ants. And mosquitos.
October 3, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Being a Brit in South East Asia is basically just every local you meet asking you what football team you support. And ants. And mosquitos.
September 29, 2024 at 10:16 AM