Josh Ryan
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Josh Ryan
@imakethangs.bsky.social
✏️ Designer / Illustrator / Absurdist
👀 Seeking: Joy, Deep Understanding
🔮 Maker of Thangs at IMakeThangs.com
**ZZ Top voice**
🎶 He’s got meds!
Doesn’t know if he took them 🎶
December 14, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Been on my new skincare routine for a week now so please tell me how radiant I look next time you see me.
December 4, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Soft launching them to my therapist
November 29, 2023 at 10:50 PM
“Sounds like someone seized the meanies this morning”
- Me when my leftist friends are feeling a lil grumpy
November 28, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever sent someone a meme and they repost it?
November 24, 2023 at 1:11 AM
When Beyoncé said she feels cozy, this is the feeling she was describing.
November 16, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Let’s get back to work!
(I’m the guy who hoses down all the outdoor night sets in David Fischer films)
November 12, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Soft launching my Sweetwater sales rep.
November 10, 2023 at 6:32 PM
I’m begging leftists to stop using grungy/distressed design in their educational materials. It may look cool, but is practically unreadable. Accessibility is your friend.
November 7, 2023 at 4:16 PM
If Gwen Sefani was a project manager:
🎶 cause ain’t no circle back girl 🎶
November 3, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Too chaotic for Bumble, not chaotic enough for Tinder.
November 2, 2023 at 3:57 PM
As the old saying goes “If you don’t like the newest King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard album, wait 5 minutes”
October 28, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Therapists Suburban Boomers
🤝
Wall art that makes you question their decision making abilities
October 28, 2023 at 5:16 AM
The Neopets teen to Animal Crossing adult pipeline
October 26, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Reposted by Josh Ryan
I put together a voting guide for Houstonians, including endorsements from the Houston LBGT Caucus, Progress Texas, and the Houston Chronicle.

A couple of opinions there, but mostly just putting these recommendations in one place to help progressive voters: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
2023 Houston/Texas voting guide
A guide to voting in the Houston municipal races in fall 2023, including statewide propositions: (Please note that I am employed by the Chris Hollins campaign for Houston City Controller. I am sharin...
docs.google.com
October 26, 2023 at 4:05 AM
When say I’m gonna throw hands, these are the hands I’m referring to:
October 26, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Boot, scoot, AND boogie?!? In this economy!?!
October 25, 2023 at 2:50 AM
🎶 From the mountains to the prairies
to the window to the waaaaaalllll 🎶
October 18, 2023 at 12:01 PM