everyone knows you always get the best sleep when you blow a big fat load just before you conk out 🍆💦😴

commission for @bernerbro.bsky.social

Can't you knock beforehand?

it's not often that you can spot a couple of slug cats in their natural habitat

Gonna need a slightly bigger iron for that problem...

You've never had pumpkin pie like this before~

Pumkat belongs to @acstlu.bsky.social

(He wasn't ready)