This isn’t a “we have bigger things to worry about” thing either. I like arguing about things and having stupid opinions, but “turkey is bad” is boring and we don’t have to do it anymore

I sucks so bad, I smell like a stranger

Inept Lassie is very funny and novel (to me at least). I can picture the sort of misadventures she’s get in perfectly. Like she’d have a very normal, plucky frontier family that’s always getting in scrapes and she’s trying her best but just makes it worse. She’d fit in to the Hanna Barbera universe

This is an extremely good idea

He can be Shaggy’s dad, or pregame a time-tossed older Shaggy

The part in Now You See Me 3 where he’s disguised as a photographer is basically a classic Scooby/Shaggy bit

"toilet bowl humor of the worst kind" is the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me!

My shameful secret is that I think funko pops look ok when they have normal eyes

A “hard no”??? Very bah humbug behavior imo