THREAD: Since stepping back into the Oval Office Trump's been purposefully flooding the zone w/ a constant stream of outrage porn to distract. Here's the stories that actually matter that you might've missed this week:

Government time wasting, widespread inflation, thousands of layoffs, corporate price gouging, plummet stock market, it’s all because of them. They don’t care that the common American is suffering, they care about giving themselves tax breaks and government contracts.

They do not care about you.

@daboulciff.bsky.social @sheilkapadia.bsky.social
I need C2S to know that in the 4 hours since listening to the Philly Special mailbag episode today, I have said different iterations of “they need to touch grass” a few dozen times. It’s a perfect counter to the craziness of the internet.

it's too real

If Nick Sirianni goes 6-11 and misses the playoffs for the next four years in a row, he will have just as many wins, just as many playoff appearances, just as many Super Bowl appearances, and one more Super Bowl title in his first 8 years than Kyle Shanahan has in his.
#Eagles

If anyone wants to contact a representative and borrow my email copy, please see below.

Hello @houlahan.house.gov,

Choosing "which issue your email relates to" is an impossible task. It's not an exaggeration to say that my issue relates to each and everyone one of the options.

One of my favorite Nick Sirriani things lately has been him asking reporters for grammar advice “hungrier or more hungry” he asked @allphlsprts.bsky.social @zberm.bsky.social today lol #eagles

Did anyone else catch Jalen Hurts saying on the tush push the rams simulated the snap. Implying that they drew Lane offside I assume? #eagles @sheilkapadia.bsky.social

My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad

Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆

Strike while the iron is hot, Plaque fans!

Ask Speaker Johnson’s office (202-225-4000):

“WHERE IS THE JAN 6 PLAQUE?”

Optional points:
- you have been punting on this for months
- you told us, today, you would look into it
- its installation is required by law

With all the sketch comedy being integrated into the NFL TV broadcasts this weekend, Kapadia and Kapadia deserves some TV time!

In a @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social game that felt scary at times it's awesome to see Dotson gets his first TD of the season, Quinyon gets his first INT of his career, Slay his first INT of the season, and Nolan Smith his first career multi-sack game.

I'd hate to be on the other side of them 💥

Nothing like getting to debut a new celly 😏

cdejean23 | #FlyEaglesFly

@bowulf.bsky.social hard to believe my first message on blue sky is a suggestion for best technological innovation of my lifetime. The answer is the top down water bottle filler