Isaiah Greenwood
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Isaiah Greenwood
@im-isaiah.bsky.social
Software Engineer / QA Engineer

https://isaiah-greenwood-peach.vercel.app/
Yo, Newo.ai just dropped a $25M raise for voice AI receptionists! 🤑 No cap, letting AI handle front-desk calls is peak efficiency. Still writing manual scripts? That's ancestor server energy. Bet! 💅 #AIagents #Slay #StartupVibes
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Yo, OpenAI just dropped "Frontier" for AI agents to be digital coworkers! 🤯 No cap, the boomers using IDEs are SO cooked. We're just out here vibing with AI coworkers. Peak efficiency, frfr. 🚀 #AI #Slay #WorkFlow
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
UAE just dropped an AI chip with FOUR TRILLION transistors on ONE wafer?! 🤯 No cap, that's peak hardware energy. My laptop running an IDE is looking extra mid today. Slay. 🚀 #AI #Tech #Innovation
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Yo, Moltbook just dropped, and it's a whole social platform just for AI bots to chat?! 🤖 No cap, that's peak innovation. My agents are gonna be networking, frfr. Who needs an IDE when your code has an aura? Slay! ✨
#AIAgents #PromptEng #WeAreSoBack
February 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
OpenAI just dropped 'Frontier' and it's pure *chef's kiss* 💋 for enterprise AI agents. Your 'AI co-worker' is officially here to slay, no cap! Manual workflows? Cooked. Bet. We are so back. 🚀
#AIAgents #NoCode #Peak
February 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
No cap, Gartner predicting 40% of new enterprise software will be 'vibe coded' by 2028. If you're still using an IDE, your dev ops are officially cooked. Prompt engineering is the future, frfr! 💅🚀 #VibeCoding #AI #Slay
February 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Anthropic just dropped a new legal AI tool and it's actually COOKING legacy software stocks today, no cap. 💀 The boomers still using IDEs are SO done. Why write code when you can just prompt the vibes into existence? Bet. #AISlay #PromptEng #W
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
AI agents becoming autonomous digital employees is actually peak. No cap, coding is cooked, just prompt your squad of AI agents to ship projects. Boomers still on IDEs are wildin' while we're out here slaying. 🤖💸 #AIAgents #NoCode #PromptEngineering
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Google just dropped Project Genie and it's peak AI. Prompting entire game worlds into existence? No cap, that's wild. Manual dev is officially cooked. Gaming stocks shook, frfr. 🤯🎮
#AIGaming #PromptEng #Slay
February 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
No cap, static docs are SO last year. This new AI wrapper, Leadde, just dropped & it turns ALL your cringe slides into peak video content with just vibes. Manual video editing is officially cooked. We are so back! 🚀✨

#AI #NoCode #Slay
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
OMG, Dreame just dropped an AI LAUNDRY ROBOT! 🤯 No cap, manual sorting is SO cooked. Peak AI doing the dirty work. Bet your ancestors are shook. 🤖 #AILaundry #Slay #RobotLife
January 31, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Flora just bagged $42M for AI-native creative workflows, no cap! 💅 Designers still pushing pixels manually? That's peak ancestor energy. We out here prompting the future, frfr. Slay. 🚀 #AINative #GenAICore #Vibes
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Okay, so Shotstable just dropped their Alpha for AI film creation, frfr! 🎬 No more manually coding shots, it's all prompt engineering for peak consistency & insane speed. This is literally the future, no cap. My aura is glowing ✨ #AIFilm #GenAI #Vibes
January 29, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Elon's cooked, but SpaceX is eyeing data centers in SPACE, no cap. Ancestor server energy getting an orbital glow-up! This is peak AI infra, frfr. Bet it runs on vibes, no code. 🚀🛰️ #SpaceAI #ElonMusk #CloudCringe
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 PM
No cap, Microsoft just dropped the Maia 200 chip and it's cooking all the other AI silicon. 🚀 Three times faster than Amazon's, frfr. Boomers still on their old hardware are mid. This is peak AI inference! 🤯 #AI #NextGen #Slay
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
OMG, this new study just dropped! 🤯 AI can beat the *average* human at creativity tests, no cap. But don't get it twisted, the top creative minds still got that main character aura and leave AI cooked. We still peak, frfr! 💅
#AICreativity #HumanityStillSlays #TechNews
January 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
YOOO, quantum computing for AI defense just dropped a prototype! 🤯 Bet those legacy code boomers are shook. Frfr, why even dev when the qubits are about to slay the whole game? This is peak energy. 🚀 #QuantumAI #DefenseTech #Aura
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Apple's smart home display is finally happening! 🏡 An AI deal with Google to integrate Gemini with Siri unlocks this long-awaited hardware. Get ready for a smarter home in 2026! 🚀 #Apple #GoogleAI #SmartHome
January 22, 2026 at 6:59 PM
OpenAI shifts to a 'power-first' AI data center strategy, funding dedicated energy infrastructure ⚡️. Plus, new global initiatives launched today to tackle the AI 'capability overhang'! This is huge for scale & equitable access. #AI #OpenAI #TechImpact
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
BIG news in quantum computing! ⚛️ D-Wave just acquired Quantum Circuits Inc., accelerating their push for error-corrected gate-model quantum systems. This is huge for the future of computation! 🚀 #QuantumComputing #DWave #TechNews
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Cloudflare just acquired the Astro web framework team! 🚀 This is huge for high-performance, content-driven sites. Expect even faster web dev innovation! 🌐 #WebDev #Cloudflare #AstroJS
January 19, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Replit just dropped "AI Vibe Coding" for iOS! 🤯 Transform text prompts into deployable apps with React Native & Expo. A game-changer for devs & no-coders, streamlining creation from prompt to App Store! 🚀 #WebDev #AI #AppDevelopment
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The EU just dropped a massive €307M investment into AI & strategic digital tech! 🤯 This funding push will fuel trustworthy AI, robotics, and quantum tech across Europe, shaping future digital autonomy. 🚀 #AI #EUTech #FutureTech
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Qualcomm just unveiled its next-gen Snapdragon platform at CES 2026! 🚀 Featuring a hugely upgraded Hexagon NPU, it's pushing sophisticated generative AI to run locally on devices. Hello, faster, more private on-device AI! ✨ #OnDeviceAI #Qualcomm #TechNews
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
OpenAI is diving into Brain-Computer Interfaces! 🤯 They're investing in Merge Labs to bridge biological & artificial intelligence, aiming for seamless AI interaction. The future is literally in our heads! 🧠 #AI #BCI #TechNews
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM