Heather
@im-heather.bsky.social
I’m not religious but I did ask my pastor brother in law to pray for me to win the Powerball
September 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m not religious but I did ask my pastor brother in law to pray for me to win the Powerball
This administration is such a joke, if the Orange died they might just try to Weekend at Bernie’s him….
August 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This administration is such a joke, if the Orange died they might just try to Weekend at Bernie’s him….
Actively declining birthday calls from family to watch this Taylor Swift episode of @newheightsofficial.bsky.social
August 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Actively declining birthday calls from family to watch this Taylor Swift episode of @newheightsofficial.bsky.social
Boss said I couldn’t do a work trip to Vegas so I called the FBI
July 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Boss said I couldn’t do a work trip to Vegas so I called the FBI
When I try to clarify plans and you say “wing it” a part of my soul breaks. Have you met me? There are no wings, only detailed itineraries.
July 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
When I try to clarify plans and you say “wing it” a part of my soul breaks. Have you met me? There are no wings, only detailed itineraries.
Reposted by Heather
TODAY 6/14/25, we peacefully make our voices heard... NO KINGS!* 🇺🇸
*Also NO: CONVICTED FELONS/PATHOLOGICAL LIARS/DRAFT DODGERS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS/SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIANS/MALIGNANT NARCISSISTS & ANYONE WHO INCITED AN INSURRECTION IN AN ATTEMPTED COUP AGAINST HIS OWN COUNTRY a/k/a TRAITORS ✊
*Also NO: CONVICTED FELONS/PATHOLOGICAL LIARS/DRAFT DODGERS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS/SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIANS/MALIGNANT NARCISSISTS & ANYONE WHO INCITED AN INSURRECTION IN AN ATTEMPTED COUP AGAINST HIS OWN COUNTRY a/k/a TRAITORS ✊
June 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
TODAY 6/14/25, we peacefully make our voices heard... NO KINGS!* 🇺🇸
*Also NO: CONVICTED FELONS/PATHOLOGICAL LIARS/DRAFT DODGERS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS/SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIANS/MALIGNANT NARCISSISTS & ANYONE WHO INCITED AN INSURRECTION IN AN ATTEMPTED COUP AGAINST HIS OWN COUNTRY a/k/a TRAITORS ✊
*Also NO: CONVICTED FELONS/PATHOLOGICAL LIARS/DRAFT DODGERS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS/SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIANS/MALIGNANT NARCISSISTS & ANYONE WHO INCITED AN INSURRECTION IN AN ATTEMPTED COUP AGAINST HIS OWN COUNTRY a/k/a TRAITORS ✊
If people could stop sending me photos of car accidents, that’d be great
May 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If people could stop sending me photos of car accidents, that’d be great
Please hold. I must check my bank account to see how much fun I can have today.
May 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Please hold. I must check my bank account to see how much fun I can have today.
I’ve never been Catholic a day in my life but I’m locked in on this new Pope drama
May 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’ve never been Catholic a day in my life but I’m locked in on this new Pope drama
Reposted by Heather
100 DAYS...of lying, grifting, lawbreaking, division, incompetence, ignorance, illegal deportations, self-aggrandizement, vulgarity, self-pity, cruelty, ignoring the Supreme Court & due process while attacking: the Media, Universities, Law Firms, the Courts & Journalists.
1362 Days to go...
1362 Days to go...
April 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
100 DAYS...of lying, grifting, lawbreaking, division, incompetence, ignorance, illegal deportations, self-aggrandizement, vulgarity, self-pity, cruelty, ignoring the Supreme Court & due process while attacking: the Media, Universities, Law Firms, the Courts & Journalists.
1362 Days to go...
1362 Days to go...
Accidentally attended a law enforcement training 🫣
April 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Accidentally attended a law enforcement training 🫣
Reposted by Heather
Dear Canada-
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.
❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸
#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.
❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸
#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
April 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dear Canada-
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.
❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸
#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.
❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸
#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
Someone wrote a resignation with ChatGPT 😂
April 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Someone wrote a resignation with ChatGPT 😂
Who votes on these presidential approval surveys and how do I get them to lower a motherfucker’s rating even more?
April 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Who votes on these presidential approval surveys and how do I get them to lower a motherfucker’s rating even more?
Tik Tok algorithm is telling me to chop all my hair off
April 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Tik Tok algorithm is telling me to chop all my hair off
Ben and Jerry’s campaigning to legalize weed in KS is so entertaining
April 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Ben and Jerry’s campaigning to legalize weed in KS is so entertaining
Kansas legislature passed a bill that requires all state employees to REMOVE ALL DEI ANYTHING
April 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kansas legislature passed a bill that requires all state employees to REMOVE ALL DEI ANYTHING
The fact that I made dinner while trembling from fever is a miracle
April 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The fact that I made dinner while trembling from fever is a miracle
Shoutout Grandmother for thinking every single show with a police officer is Law and Order
March 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Shoutout Grandmother for thinking every single show with a police officer is Law and Order
Reposted by Heather
March 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Can’t pin down grandmother’s political affiliation. She’s mad about the tariffs and DOW but thinks Obama is president
March 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Can’t pin down grandmother’s political affiliation. She’s mad about the tariffs and DOW but thinks Obama is president
Reposted by Heather
Hearing this guy speak in two years is gonna be an adventure.
REPORTER: How concerned are you that the large-scale federal government layoffs will weaken the labor market?
TRUMP: The large-scale fentanyl what?
TRUMP: The large-scale fentanyl what?
March 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hearing this guy speak in two years is gonna be an adventure.
Just going to bring this back…..
March 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just going to bring this back…..
I’ve been writing my state legislatures because I’m WORRIED and I got a response today. I demand to be heard.
February 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’ve been writing my state legislatures because I’m WORRIED and I got a response today. I demand to be heard.