One of my cats tripped me and I fell face first into my bookcase so if everyone can pretend the bruise above my eyebrow is from something waaaaay cooler I’d appreciate it.

Just one of those days where a regular catches a lost parakeet outside the Hall after 15 minutes of scrambling. You know - normal things.

So glad it’s slightly less cringe to have ‘Can’t Hold Us’ by Macklemore on my phone now

It’s Kansas Day so don’t forget to leave out some shotgun shells for John Brown tonight 🌻

Saw a car with Chiefs flags, remembered there was a game tonight, wondered if they won, second car rounds corner with driver yelling “WOOO WE DID IT” out the window.

I love environmental storytelling.

We only ever have two types of country shows at the Hall - cop tries to bring in a gun OR we eject have to 10 minors for washing the X’s off their hands.

In honor of Isabella Rossellini’s Oscar nomination I’m rewatching her episodes of 30 Rock just to hear her say ‘big beef and cheddar’ 🙏

Yes it’s me, I’m leaving the sinking-ship since the rats started doing Nazi salutes on TV.