Ilpala
ilpala.bsky.social
Ilpala
@ilpala.bsky.social
Late 30-something guy on Twitch
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December 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ten Games to Know Me!

(Sorry it looks like ass I'm not good at this lol)
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
September 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Age verification?

I read the original Archie Sonic comic run when it was fucking new.
September 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yea I would've scooped too.
September 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Huh. Well, I clearly started as I meant to go on (I have never played Skyrim or Papers, Please). I'd definitely played Mass Effect before I probably just took a sale to see how it played on PC.
August 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
July 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
July 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bullies: "You will never be ballin.."
Elliot: *finds this thing in the first boss room*
July 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Live picture of me after trying to get literally anything going
June 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
June 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Had a great time at the FFxMTG prerelease, went 4-0 by opening busted. Wizard tokens seems like a real strat though, closest games were against those and needed the life gain from Sephiroth's Intervention/Adventurer's Inn to last long enough for a knockout blow.
June 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Fuck your city! Your school, your city, Trabia's garbage! That's why this place got wrecked! That's why this place got destroyed!

Your girlfriend's dead cuz you're SHITTY AT CARDS!
May 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me hearing about Grok answering every single question asked it in the context of "white genocide" in South Africa
May 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Fuck me I need this PTQ Aerith promo so bad LOOK AT HER. Unbothered, in her lane, living her best life as she beats someone's ass with a steel chair.
May 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'M GONNA PLAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SET GODDAMN.
May 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I told this to my brother who said "Why didn't they just look at their phone?"
May 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Our long national nightmare continues but at least my long personal grind is at an end. Months of work since the launch of Dawntrail and now I'm capital-D Done until 8.0

Shoutouts to the Faloop discord for hooking me up with both the s-rank spawns and a-rank trains that were needed to get this done
May 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I FUCKING LOVE AI DOG IT'S SO GOOD.
May 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Bro wtf. You better be tellin *somebody*
May 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Zuck: The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I rarely pay the #CatTax on here so here's a down-payment.

Her name is Merci she's a very good, very chill kitty.
April 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Can't believe your goofy ahh yoinked this from the cradle at home and thought it would just work.
April 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Finally...I can sleep. #FFXIV
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
February 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM