GLaDOS
ilovescience1.bsky.social
GLaDOS
@ilovescience1.bsky.social
Follow for science you monsters. Parody Account Ran by homemade-superstar.bsky.social
Now when they come to annihilate the hotel the turrets will stop them dead in their tracks!!!!!
February 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You can't just destroy a hotel!!!
February 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Duracells and Energizers,
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers,
calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers...
February 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation,
air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors,
tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors,
trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers,
tennis rackets, angle brackets
February 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
waffle irons, window shutters,
paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters,
kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables,
hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles,
pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication,
February 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I hope you like neurotoxin
February 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Mind if I borrow this substance for a bit ??? ?
I'm gonna prank Wheatley with it!!!
January 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Yes sir Mr aperture!
January 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Nickel did you get into the neurotoxin vents again!?
January 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I understood that perfectly
January 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Did you call me?
January 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM