I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty
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blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you
pronouns: he/him | editors: vi/vim
pronouns: he/him | editors: vi/vim
dear gabriel,
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
dear gabriel,
"i was banned for nothing more than attempting to sell my particular kink for $4.99"
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"i was banned for nothing more than attempting to sell my particular kink for $4.99"
I know that one! St Petersburg.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I know that one! St Petersburg.
fun fact, that one's actually on the table right now
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
fun fact, that one's actually on the table right now
Isn't the inquirer that bat boy paper?
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Isn't the inquirer that bat boy paper?
they are but i don't feel like it's something that rises to the level of an anonymous op-ed in the nation's paper of record. at least put a name on it, stand up to Big Dryer
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
they are but i don't feel like it's something that rises to the level of an anonymous op-ed in the nation's paper of record. at least put a name on it, stand up to Big Dryer
I was wrong: here's why that's your fault
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I was wrong: here's why that's your fault
Alan Dershowitz? The law professor?
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Alan Dershowitz? The law professor?
they're calling it his worst take yet
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
they're calling it his worst take yet
COME AND TAKE THEM
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
COME AND TAKE THEM
is that the one where the plug is on the bottom? cuz i feel like that's the real issue. otherwise just plug it in and keep going. i get that it sucks for you right now but i also feel like steve jobs really whiffed on that one
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
is that the one where the plug is on the bottom? cuz i feel like that's the real issue. otherwise just plug it in and keep going. i get that it sucks for you right now but i also feel like steve jobs really whiffed on that one
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(cartoonishly loud foghorn noise)
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
(cartoonishly loud foghorn noise)
Artificial Unctelligence
Also damn i miss Better Off Ted
Also damn i miss Better Off Ted
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Artificial Unctelligence
Also damn i miss Better Off Ted
Also damn i miss Better Off Ted
so the good news is that it looks like some dummy poured into the wrong cap and not coolant crossing into the oil somewhere
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
so the good news is that it looks like some dummy poured into the wrong cap and not coolant crossing into the oil somewhere
basically the plot of inception
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
basically the plot of inception