Tasty tea: chickpea and spinach curry with sumac pickled onions, rice and mango chutney (obvs)

Tasty tea: honey and harissa chicken wings with tahini + a fat Greek salad

Nothing brings me more joy than seeing couples doing backies on electric scooters

There was a lot of animosity in the medium lane at Easton leisure centre this afternoon

Today at work a customer took his top off to show me his chest tattoo: a naked woman with her legs spread wide open, clit n all

I was crushed like velvet

Tasty tea: the most loaded chorizo nachos you ever did see, I only managed half of this. Will report back if nachos keeps well in the fridge. Consumed whilst watching Pulp glasto set very hungover

Need to stop calling everyone diva, when I’m not at work

Tasty tea: steak stir fry with sticky rice n kimchi hot sauce (note the chopsticks that say my name in Japanese)