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why do so many California democrats elect homosexual pedophiles into office?
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 AM
why do so many California democrats elect homosexual pedophiles into office?
One more joke before bed…
Why is aspirin white?
Because it works.
Why is aspirin white?
Because it works.
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
One more joke before bed…
Why is aspirin white?
Because it works.
Why is aspirin white?
Because it works.
I won a gold medal in taking huge shits today.
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I won a gold medal in taking huge shits today.
winning a gold medal in the Winter Olympics is like winning biggest reet@rd award
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 AM
winning a gold medal in the Winter Olympics is like winning biggest reet@rd award
I won Olympic gold today for taking the most dumps today.
F’ing broccoli is my PED.
F’ing broccoli is my PED.
February 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I won Olympic gold today for taking the most dumps today.
F’ing broccoli is my PED.
F’ing broccoli is my PED.
Remember when we’d call people who thought they were something they weren’t crazy?
The good ol days.
The good ol days.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Remember when we’d call people who thought they were something they weren’t crazy?
The good ol days.
The good ol days.
Liberals think this is better….precious.
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Liberals think this is better….precious.
Who likes jokes?
Whats the most confusing day of the black calendar?
Father’s Day!
Whats the most confusing day of the black calendar?
Father’s Day!
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Who likes jokes?
Whats the most confusing day of the black calendar?
Father’s Day!
Whats the most confusing day of the black calendar?
Father’s Day!
Are jokes allowed anymore?
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows.
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows.
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Are jokes allowed anymore?
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows.
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows.
remember the good old days when we‘d call homeless people bums?
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
remember the good old days when we‘d call homeless people bums?
If people ask you your opinion on ICE, have a sense of humor and respond….
I’d say they’re doing Pretti Good!
I’d say they’re doing Pretti Good!
February 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
If people ask you your opinion on ICE, have a sense of humor and respond….
I’d say they’re doing Pretti Good!
I’d say they’re doing Pretti Good!
Why do All the female ICE protestors look like they need to purchase two airline seats?
February 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Why do All the female ICE protestors look like they need to purchase two airline seats?
Do hot liberal women exist?
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Do hot liberal women exist?
I once had a bulimic girlfriend and told her she could stand to lose some weight.
Boy, that sure threw up in my face!
Get it?
Boy, that sure threw up in my face!
Get it?
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I once had a bulimic girlfriend and told her she could stand to lose some weight.
Boy, that sure threw up in my face!
Get it?
Boy, that sure threw up in my face!
Get it?
Am I the only who sniffs his finger after cleaning my asshole in the shower?
No. You all do it too.
No. You all do it too.
February 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Am I the only who sniffs his finger after cleaning my asshole in the shower?
No. You all do it too.
No. You all do it too.
Let’s admit it, we’re all racist and it’s kinda fun.
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Let’s admit it, we’re all racist and it’s kinda fun.
I thought my iPad would be great at making me more productive.
If you count masturbating to porn productive, best purchase ever!
If you count masturbating to porn productive, best purchase ever!
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I thought my iPad would be great at making me more productive.
If you count masturbating to porn productive, best purchase ever!
If you count masturbating to porn productive, best purchase ever!
Is there anything more satisfying than using tweezers to pull out an ingrown hair and that lil bastard is a mile long?
I say no!
I say no!
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Is there anything more satisfying than using tweezers to pull out an ingrown hair and that lil bastard is a mile long?
I say no!
I say no!
Ever take a huge dump and when looking down at the toilet, you’re simply amazed that came out of your body?
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Ever take a huge dump and when looking down at the toilet, you’re simply amazed that came out of your body?
I just farted.
Sounds gross but let’s be honest, we love the smell of our own farts.
Sounds gross but let’s be honest, we love the smell of our own farts.
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I just farted.
Sounds gross but let’s be honest, we love the smell of our own farts.
Sounds gross but let’s be honest, we love the smell of our own farts.