"Hey guys, I got the latest scoop on the Sherman Oaks Guitar Center from an inside source."

Yeah, I literally bought my Strat there. Fuck off.

This is in the comments sections of a Guitartuber who--while not a straight up ambulance-chaser--has always given very opportunistic vibes. Any port in a storm, so long as he can flash his cringey late 80s glamour shots, so failing to combat misinformation doesn't surprise me.

"You're telling me that the water used to accidentally flood one building couldn't save half of LA from burning?"

...YES, you fucking troglodyte.

What’s frustrating about my particular straing of G.A.S. is I only want half of this stuff because it might make for a good prop in a video that isn’t even planned.

I lost my hat on the drop at Tiana’s Bayou Adventure and am having trouble coping…

Just draw the rest of the owl, DUH!