To be fair mead is easy very few ingredients and a simple recipe.

You seem to be much nicer than I am.

Damn Jedi mind trick

Statistically no we are not. However there may not be any other life in our galaxy. And with the discovery that we are in the middle if a cosmic void 100 million lightyear wide, our nearest neighbors may take a while finding us.

As great of an idea as that is I really don't think that's what he's doing.