Why do you have to be so stylish every day, bro? 🔥 I can’t even find a decent suit

Was hiding from deadlines in a secret bunker, waiting for snacks and extensions

Bro better stay on the ground floor, cuz there is a real risk he might slip out of some window

Who doesn’t value a nice sabbatical after 23 years?

Bro was invited to resign

Look if it isn’t the “father of intl legal memes”