Ilmar Kerm
@ilmarkerm.eu
Oracle ACE Pro, SYM42, injured runner, otherwise normal
Database infrastructure, automation
Database infrastructure, automation
The upcoming ACE meeting starts in an ominous way.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The upcoming ACE meeting starts in an ominous way.
Some paper books arrived
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Some paper books arrived
I like when people gather, sit quietly and listen an album in full. Later discuss with the artist and geek out.
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I like when people gather, sit quietly and listen an album in full. Later discuss with the artist and geek out.
Why car rental is so cheap in Croatia- damage gets invented and 500€ added to bill. What a tourist ripoff Avis. I do have a before video, all these scratches visible.
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Why car rental is so cheap in Croatia- damage gets invented and 500€ added to bill. What a tourist ripoff Avis. I do have a before video, all these scratches visible.
Dubrovnik panorama fail 🤦
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Dubrovnik panorama fail 🤦
More (local) wine, slides need finishing
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
More (local) wine, slides need finishing
Accommodation for tonight, near šibenik country side. Olive farm. Now let’s watch the sun set and tomorrow to Rovinj.
October 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Accommodation for tonight, near šibenik country side. Olive farm. Now let’s watch the sun set and tomorrow to Rovinj.
Dubrovnik apartment amenities
October 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dubrovnik apartment amenities
Please do not Americanise our news. Since when is ”a football pitch” a valid unit of measurement? It’s not even helpful if there are 600 of them.
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Please do not Americanise our news. Since when is ”a football pitch” a valid unit of measurement? It’s not even helpful if there are 600 of them.
I don't think I have visited UK after brexit... lets go and see how it has changed
September 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I don't think I have visited UK after brexit... lets go and see how it has changed
Dinner tonight- Nordic Mediterranean fusion confusion. Simplest easiest potatoes + dill + chanterelle-sauce with expensive tuna steak
September 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Dinner tonight- Nordic Mediterranean fusion confusion. Simplest easiest potatoes + dill + chanterelle-sauce with expensive tuna steak
4x 125% FTP next. The horror
September 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
4x 125% FTP next. The horror
Bsod troubleshooting in room 3. @dohdatabase.com is this how 4am upgrade troubleshooting looks like in the cold datacenter
September 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Bsod troubleshooting in room 3. @dohdatabase.com is this how 4am upgrade troubleshooting looks like in the cold datacenter
Fdj database team stocking up supplies in cph for poug
September 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Fdj database team stocking up supplies in cph for poug
Talking about DB monitoring for developers, this was my attempt, very simple dashboard for developers who do not care about details. Select your application (service on database side) and it will show you these basic details. I don't think it really worked, but at least I think it should be useful:)
August 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Talking about DB monitoring for developers, this was my attempt, very simple dashboard for developers who do not care about details. Select your application (service on database side) and it will show you these basic details. I don't think it really worked, but at least I think it should be useful:)
Then you cannot label your work "Green". If you use AI, then you must label it with these. Actually, the first is nice "green"
August 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Then you cannot label your work "Green". If you use AI, then you must label it with these. Actually, the first is nice "green"
New Oracle 23ai sticker!
August 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
New Oracle 23ai sticker!
I was thinking something like that, but getting a stupid error right now, although all parts work from sql, maybe pl/sql EXTRACT() thing, although works from sql. Maybe will check later. Interval must be calculated being timezone aware and then interval -> seconds.
July 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I was thinking something like that, but getting a stupid error right now, although all parts work from sql, maybe pl/sql EXTRACT() thing, although works from sql. Maybe will check later. Interval must be calculated being timezone aware and then interval -> seconds.
The classic ">100GiB SGA" note seems too distant. Is there a ">2TiB SGA" note? :)
July 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The classic ">100GiB SGA" note seems too distant. Is there a ">2TiB SGA" note? :)
"if" statement missing somewhere? Cancelling streaming subscriptions.
July 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"if" statement missing somewhere? Cancelling streaming subscriptions.