Illuser
@illuser.bsky.social
February 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sometime when I hear someone on Star Trek say "Communications are down" I want to just suggest to the Federation that they need to use string-and-can communications because it'd work better #StarTrek
February 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sometime when I hear someone on Star Trek say "Communications are down" I want to just suggest to the Federation that they need to use string-and-can communications because it'd work better #StarTrek
Elon Musk doesn't have the lobes for business.
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February 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Elon Musk doesn't have the lobes for business.
I honestly wouldn't blame California if it just succeeded.
January 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I honestly wouldn't blame California if it just succeeded.
My father was a WW2 Vet (I'm adopted). Thinking of making the shooting of Nazis a family tradition.
January 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My father was a WW2 Vet (I'm adopted). Thinking of making the shooting of Nazis a family tradition.
Yo. There has to be someone out there in the fediverse who can hook me up with a girl scout for online ordering. I need those thin mints.
January 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yo. There has to be someone out there in the fediverse who can hook me up with a girl scout for online ordering. I need those thin mints.
Bro I ordered Burger King mozerella sticks and they came WITHOUT marinara sauce! 😭😭😭
January 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Bro I ordered Burger King mozerella sticks and they came WITHOUT marinara sauce! 😭😭😭
Dear my emotional support Canadian:
My dogs want to come visit for 4 years.
My dogs want to come visit for 4 years.
January 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Dear my emotional support Canadian:
My dogs want to come visit for 4 years.
My dogs want to come visit for 4 years.
Look, i'mma be real. Benjamin Sisko is a hunk of man flesh, but Benjamin Sisko with his beard is MMHMMMM👌#StarTrek
January 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Look, i'mma be real. Benjamin Sisko is a hunk of man flesh, but Benjamin Sisko with his beard is MMHMMMM👌#StarTrek
Okay that's enough internet for the day unless I want to just start seeing red.
January 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Okay that's enough internet for the day unless I want to just start seeing red.
People always ask "Where's Waldo?" and never "How's Waldo?"
January 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
People always ask "Where's Waldo?" and never "How's Waldo?"
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Sigh. We tried to warn them.
January 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sigh. We tried to warn them.
Last night, I came to the conclusion that the next 4 years might be understandable if I look at the US through the lense of Ferengi society #StarTrek
January 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Last night, I came to the conclusion that the next 4 years might be understandable if I look at the US through the lense of Ferengi society #StarTrek
I just googled Stilleto rain boots and, honestly, I'm kind of disappointed in women's fashion now.
January 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I just googled Stilleto rain boots and, honestly, I'm kind of disappointed in women's fashion now.
Me: I'm going to be super productive at work to OH IS THAT A SQUIRREL?!?!
January 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Me: I'm going to be super productive at work to OH IS THAT A SQUIRREL?!?!
Sometimes, I open the comments of obvious thirst trap posts just to see how stupid other men are with their comments.
And boy howdy I am never disappointed.
And boy howdy I am never disappointed.
December 29, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Sometimes, I open the comments of obvious thirst trap posts just to see how stupid other men are with their comments.
And boy howdy I am never disappointed.
And boy howdy I am never disappointed.
I'm old enough to remember TV shows having 24 episodes in a season.
December 29, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I'm old enough to remember TV shows having 24 episodes in a season.
Enterprise seasons 1-4:
1&2: good
3: meh
4: Jfc what were you thinking
1&2: good
3: meh
4: Jfc what were you thinking
December 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Enterprise seasons 1-4:
1&2: good
3: meh
4: Jfc what were you thinking
1&2: good
3: meh
4: Jfc what were you thinking
I don't get the hate for Star Wars: Outlaws. It's not a perfect game but it's entertaining. Whats the deal here?
December 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I don't get the hate for Star Wars: Outlaws. It's not a perfect game but it's entertaining. Whats the deal here?