@illrx.bsky.social
This is a real screenshot from Fox "News".
....I think Republicans just might have a different definition of "perfect".
Did these people get lobotomies to combat Covid in 2020?
So I guess we are North Korea now.
Cool.
....I think Republicans just might have a different definition of "perfect".
Did these people get lobotomies to combat Covid in 2020?
So I guess we are North Korea now.
Cool.
April 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This is a real screenshot from Fox "News".
....I think Republicans just might have a different definition of "perfect".
Did these people get lobotomies to combat Covid in 2020?
So I guess we are North Korea now.
Cool.
....I think Republicans just might have a different definition of "perfect".
Did these people get lobotomies to combat Covid in 2020?
So I guess we are North Korea now.
Cool.
So Fred Trump was SO FUCKING RACIST that Woody Guthrie himself actually wrote a song about the dude in 1940!
Imagine how racist you gotta be to have a famous artist literally write a song about you because racism?
65 years later we STILL dealing with this family!
FFS...
youtu.be/gDXN8teivaw?...
Imagine how racist you gotta be to have a famous artist literally write a song about you because racism?
65 years later we STILL dealing with this family!
FFS...
youtu.be/gDXN8teivaw?...
Ain't Got No Home - The Ballad of Old Man Trump
YouTube video by Eric Ahlberg
youtu.be
April 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So Fred Trump was SO FUCKING RACIST that Woody Guthrie himself actually wrote a song about the dude in 1940!
Imagine how racist you gotta be to have a famous artist literally write a song about you because racism?
65 years later we STILL dealing with this family!
FFS...
youtu.be/gDXN8teivaw?...
Imagine how racist you gotta be to have a famous artist literally write a song about you because racism?
65 years later we STILL dealing with this family!
FFS...
youtu.be/gDXN8teivaw?...
THIS JUST IN:
The United States now has a large reserve of shiny pebbles due to Trumps tariffs on the penguin populations on Heard and Mcdonald Islands.
This 5D chess is really working out!
The United States now has a large reserve of shiny pebbles due to Trumps tariffs on the penguin populations on Heard and Mcdonald Islands.
This 5D chess is really working out!
April 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
THIS JUST IN:
The United States now has a large reserve of shiny pebbles due to Trumps tariffs on the penguin populations on Heard and Mcdonald Islands.
This 5D chess is really working out!
The United States now has a large reserve of shiny pebbles due to Trumps tariffs on the penguin populations on Heard and Mcdonald Islands.
This 5D chess is really working out!
Boy, if I didn't know better, I'd say this just might be a pattern. How weird, huh? But Fox "News" says republicans are far better for the economy.
But those are just facts and data. The GOP doesn't want to get all tangled up in reality—no time for that.
www.jec.senate.gov/public/index...
But those are just facts and data. The GOP doesn't want to get all tangled up in reality—no time for that.
www.jec.senate.gov/public/index...
U.S. Economy Performs Better Under Democrats
“For decades, Democrats have implemented policies that create jobs, expand the middle class, and strengthen the economy. What have Republicans done during that time? They give handouts to their friend...
www.jec.senate.gov
April 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Boy, if I didn't know better, I'd say this just might be a pattern. How weird, huh? But Fox "News" says republicans are far better for the economy.
But those are just facts and data. The GOP doesn't want to get all tangled up in reality—no time for that.
www.jec.senate.gov/public/index...
But those are just facts and data. The GOP doesn't want to get all tangled up in reality—no time for that.
www.jec.senate.gov/public/index...
HOW TO INCREASE YOUR WEALTH IF YOU'RE AN ORANGE SHIT STAIN:
Step 1. Announce insane tariffs
Step 2. Watch markets plunge
Step 3. Buy low
Step 4. Announce tariffs pause
Step 5. Watch markets go up.
Step 6. Sell high
Step 7. Repeat
The more you know 🌈
Step 1. Announce insane tariffs
Step 2. Watch markets plunge
Step 3. Buy low
Step 4. Announce tariffs pause
Step 5. Watch markets go up.
Step 6. Sell high
Step 7. Repeat
The more you know 🌈
April 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
HOW TO INCREASE YOUR WEALTH IF YOU'RE AN ORANGE SHIT STAIN:
Step 1. Announce insane tariffs
Step 2. Watch markets plunge
Step 3. Buy low
Step 4. Announce tariffs pause
Step 5. Watch markets go up.
Step 6. Sell high
Step 7. Repeat
The more you know 🌈
Step 1. Announce insane tariffs
Step 2. Watch markets plunge
Step 3. Buy low
Step 4. Announce tariffs pause
Step 5. Watch markets go up.
Step 6. Sell high
Step 7. Repeat
The more you know 🌈
To regain balance in the universe, we need the following things to happen:
Trump gets deported to the Sahara, while Musk gets sent to Mars
Jessie Waters and JD Vance start their own YouTube makeup show behind bars
Mar-a-Lago becomes a drag hotel, and Trump Tower becomes low-income apartments.
Trump gets deported to the Sahara, while Musk gets sent to Mars
Jessie Waters and JD Vance start their own YouTube makeup show behind bars
Mar-a-Lago becomes a drag hotel, and Trump Tower becomes low-income apartments.
April 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
To regain balance in the universe, we need the following things to happen:
Trump gets deported to the Sahara, while Musk gets sent to Mars
Jessie Waters and JD Vance start their own YouTube makeup show behind bars
Mar-a-Lago becomes a drag hotel, and Trump Tower becomes low-income apartments.
Trump gets deported to the Sahara, while Musk gets sent to Mars
Jessie Waters and JD Vance start their own YouTube makeup show behind bars
Mar-a-Lago becomes a drag hotel, and Trump Tower becomes low-income apartments.
Are we at the "we told you so" phase yet? (Glances at the upcoming economic depression literally caused for no reason whatsoever). Because it REALLY feels like the right now is the perfect time for that.
#orangemonday
Someone needs to explain to trump what "winning" actually means.
#orangemonday
Someone needs to explain to trump what "winning" actually means.
April 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Are we at the "we told you so" phase yet? (Glances at the upcoming economic depression literally caused for no reason whatsoever). Because it REALLY feels like the right now is the perfect time for that.
#orangemonday
Someone needs to explain to trump what "winning" actually means.
#orangemonday
Someone needs to explain to trump what "winning" actually means.
Hi ladies, my name is Dow Jones, and I enjoy skydiving, Titanic cosplaying, digging insurmountable holes, and long walks off the plank.
If that sounds like something you'd be interested in, hit me up at 555-Tariff4U.
If that sounds like something you'd be interested in, hit me up at 555-Tariff4U.
April 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hi ladies, my name is Dow Jones, and I enjoy skydiving, Titanic cosplaying, digging insurmountable holes, and long walks off the plank.
If that sounds like something you'd be interested in, hit me up at 555-Tariff4U.
If that sounds like something you'd be interested in, hit me up at 555-Tariff4U.
So, Trump admin deports innocent man based on clerical error.
Trump admin ADMITS IT.
Fox spins as guy is MS13. A lie.
Court says bring him back.
Trump team says, can't. A lie.
I try to keep these funny, but this shit is serious.
And it should piss everyone off.
We need to get this guy back.
Trump admin ADMITS IT.
Fox spins as guy is MS13. A lie.
Court says bring him back.
Trump team says, can't. A lie.
I try to keep these funny, but this shit is serious.
And it should piss everyone off.
We need to get this guy back.
April 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
So, Trump admin deports innocent man based on clerical error.
Trump admin ADMITS IT.
Fox spins as guy is MS13. A lie.
Court says bring him back.
Trump team says, can't. A lie.
I try to keep these funny, but this shit is serious.
And it should piss everyone off.
We need to get this guy back.
Trump admin ADMITS IT.
Fox spins as guy is MS13. A lie.
Court says bring him back.
Trump team says, can't. A lie.
I try to keep these funny, but this shit is serious.
And it should piss everyone off.
We need to get this guy back.
Mariana Trench: I am 36,037 feet deep. Nothing can go lower than me!
Dow Jones: Hold my beer.
Dow Jones: Hold my beer.
April 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Mariana Trench: I am 36,037 feet deep. Nothing can go lower than me!
Dow Jones: Hold my beer.
Dow Jones: Hold my beer.
Republicans: We vehemently defend our First Amendment right to free speech!
Buuuuut, just make sure you run that free speech by us first and get it approved, okay?
(Void, but not limited to, non-whites, females, non-christians, LGBTQ+, unattractive M&Ms, woke giraffes, and weak toilets. No CODs)
Buuuuut, just make sure you run that free speech by us first and get it approved, okay?
(Void, but not limited to, non-whites, females, non-christians, LGBTQ+, unattractive M&Ms, woke giraffes, and weak toilets. No CODs)
April 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Republicans: We vehemently defend our First Amendment right to free speech!
Buuuuut, just make sure you run that free speech by us first and get it approved, okay?
(Void, but not limited to, non-whites, females, non-christians, LGBTQ+, unattractive M&Ms, woke giraffes, and weak toilets. No CODs)
Buuuuut, just make sure you run that free speech by us first and get it approved, okay?
(Void, but not limited to, non-whites, females, non-christians, LGBTQ+, unattractive M&Ms, woke giraffes, and weak toilets. No CODs)
Based on today's Republican beliefs, I have the sneaky suspicion that more people injected bleach than we thought.
April 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Based on today's Republican beliefs, I have the sneaky suspicion that more people injected bleach than we thought.
1991: Violent video games are corrupting the moral fabric of our society!
2024: Violent video games are still corrupting the moral fabric of our society, but also, you guys wanna try out some Nazi shit and see how it fits?
2024: Violent video games are still corrupting the moral fabric of our society, but also, you guys wanna try out some Nazi shit and see how it fits?
April 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
1991: Violent video games are corrupting the moral fabric of our society!
2024: Violent video games are still corrupting the moral fabric of our society, but also, you guys wanna try out some Nazi shit and see how it fits?
2024: Violent video games are still corrupting the moral fabric of our society, but also, you guys wanna try out some Nazi shit and see how it fits?
I'm not a tenured professor or anything, but I'm kind of thinking this isn't what Trump voters meant by "lower egg prices."
April 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm not a tenured professor or anything, but I'm kind of thinking this isn't what Trump voters meant by "lower egg prices."
The Dow be plunging like the Mario Brothers.
April 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The Dow be plunging like the Mario Brothers.
Ohhhhh porbrecito, widdle Ewon...
Trying not to cry because Tim Walz went on stage to say he always gets cheered up when watching the Tesla stock drop.
It's not fair!
You can't even take away social safety nets for millions of Americans without people being meanies!
Trying not to cry because Tim Walz went on stage to say he always gets cheered up when watching the Tesla stock drop.
It's not fair!
You can't even take away social safety nets for millions of Americans without people being meanies!
April 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Ohhhhh porbrecito, widdle Ewon...
Trying not to cry because Tim Walz went on stage to say he always gets cheered up when watching the Tesla stock drop.
It's not fair!
You can't even take away social safety nets for millions of Americans without people being meanies!
Trying not to cry because Tim Walz went on stage to say he always gets cheered up when watching the Tesla stock drop.
It's not fair!
You can't even take away social safety nets for millions of Americans without people being meanies!
BREAKING: Musk pours money into elections as he whines about George Soros.
ALSO "BREAKING": My high-grade kitchen knife, trying to cut through this thick ass hypocrisy.
ALSO "BREAKING": My high-grade kitchen knife, trying to cut through this thick ass hypocrisy.
April 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
BREAKING: Musk pours money into elections as he whines about George Soros.
ALSO "BREAKING": My high-grade kitchen knife, trying to cut through this thick ass hypocrisy.
ALSO "BREAKING": My high-grade kitchen knife, trying to cut through this thick ass hypocrisy.
Those moths that fly out your wallet when you are broke are experiencing a golden age.
April 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Those moths that fly out your wallet when you are broke are experiencing a golden age.
American stupidity has been hitting the gym pretty hard lately.
April 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
American stupidity has been hitting the gym pretty hard lately.
Next thing you know, we'll find out he put tariffs on Venus and a small island in the South Pacific solely inhabited by Emperor Penguins.
newrepublic.com/post/193523/...
newrepublic.com/post/193523/...
Stable Genius Trump Just Put Tariffs on a U.S. Military Base
Donald Trump imposed tariffs on an island inhabited only by American soldiers.
newrepublic.com
April 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Next thing you know, we'll find out he put tariffs on Venus and a small island in the South Pacific solely inhabited by Emperor Penguins.
newrepublic.com/post/193523/...
newrepublic.com/post/193523/...
So tomorrow is the day Trump enacts a wide number of terrifs on a multitude of various countries. He's calling it "Liberation Day".
Liberation Day
You know, as in liberating the American people from life, liberty, and the pursuit of paying $113,000 for a base model 2025 Honda Civic.
Liberation Day
You know, as in liberating the American people from life, liberty, and the pursuit of paying $113,000 for a base model 2025 Honda Civic.
April 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So tomorrow is the day Trump enacts a wide number of terrifs on a multitude of various countries. He's calling it "Liberation Day".
Liberation Day
You know, as in liberating the American people from life, liberty, and the pursuit of paying $113,000 for a base model 2025 Honda Civic.
Liberation Day
You know, as in liberating the American people from life, liberty, and the pursuit of paying $113,000 for a base model 2025 Honda Civic.
How much you wanna bet he pardons white color crimes because WHITE.
Fraudster-In-Chief On A Pardon Spree Of His Fellow White-Collar Criminals
Perpetrators of investor fraud, electric truck fraud and crypto fraud join the violent pro-Trump cop beaters on the list of those the president has pardoned.
www.huffpost.com
April 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
How much you wanna bet he pardons white color crimes because WHITE.
BREAKING: Cult members want cult leader to stay in power. Cult leader agrees on television.
You know, can we skip ahead and just get to the Kool-Aid part?
You know, can we skip ahead and just get to the Kool-Aid part?
March 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
BREAKING: Cult members want cult leader to stay in power. Cult leader agrees on television.
You know, can we skip ahead and just get to the Kool-Aid part?
You know, can we skip ahead and just get to the Kool-Aid part?
Target package confirmed in AO. coordinates locked. Strike window approved for 0200 Zulu. Degrade HVT [High-Value Target] capabilities and disrupt comms node.
Wait, oh fuck, did i just write that on Bluesky?
....uhhh, ignore what i just said. You guys saw nothing.
Wait, oh fuck, did i just write that on Bluesky?
....uhhh, ignore what i just said. You guys saw nothing.
March 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Target package confirmed in AO. coordinates locked. Strike window approved for 0200 Zulu. Degrade HVT [High-Value Target] capabilities and disrupt comms node.
Wait, oh fuck, did i just write that on Bluesky?
....uhhh, ignore what i just said. You guys saw nothing.
Wait, oh fuck, did i just write that on Bluesky?
....uhhh, ignore what i just said. You guys saw nothing.
SIGNS OF STROKE INCLUDE:
1. Weakness on one side of the body.
2. Difficulty walking
3. Blurred vision
4. AND WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
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1. Weakness on one side of the body.
2. Difficulty walking
3. Blurred vision
4. AND WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
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March 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
SIGNS OF STROKE INCLUDE:
1. Weakness on one side of the body.
2. Difficulty walking
3. Blurred vision
4. AND WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩
1. Weakness on one side of the body.
2. Difficulty walking
3. Blurred vision
4. AND WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
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