Jacob Patton
@illologist.bsky.social
Singing that like it’s the Cranberries’ song, and now my wife is leaving me
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Singing that like it’s the Cranberries’ song, and now my wife is leaving me
This is exactly what I needed to hear today. Thank you profoundly
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This is exactly what I needed to hear today. Thank you profoundly
We’ve all got important work to do.
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We’ve all got important work to do.
I'm trying to get more news from magazines. So far that's The New Yorker, The Economist, and Wired. If Teen Vogue had a print subscription, I'd get that, too.
October 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm trying to get more news from magazines. So far that's The New Yorker, The Economist, and Wired. If Teen Vogue had a print subscription, I'd get that, too.
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
7 minutes in Gates of Heaven
July 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
7 minutes in Gates of Heaven
Oh, and your whole aesthetic is perfect, but that mortise and tenon raised counter is especially exquisite.
June 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh, and your whole aesthetic is perfect, but that mortise and tenon raised counter is especially exquisite.