Pit
@illiterpit.bsky.social
Lady Palutena's general and defender of Skyworld!
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Pit
@illiterpit.bsky.social
· Jan 13
The head general of Skyworld's armies and assistant to Lady Palutena! No, my name is not Kid, Icarus, nor any combination of the two.
"Uh.....the Bumpity Bombs that tried to kill me? I mean, I guess I'm sorry I HAD to kill them....they're cute when they're not trying to blow me up."
@illiterpit.bsky.social
“Well, if it isn’t Pit. Have you come to pay worship to the best goddess ever? Or maybe to apologize for getting rid of so many of my precious Bumpity Bombs?
I’m fine with either.”
“Well, if it isn’t Pit. Have you come to pay worship to the best goddess ever? Or maybe to apologize for getting rid of so many of my precious Bumpity Bombs?
I’m fine with either.”
January 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Uh.....the Bumpity Bombs that tried to kill me? I mean, I guess I'm sorry I HAD to kill them....they're cute when they're not trying to blow me up."
Pit has been frozen solid. Help.
January 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pit has been frozen solid. Help.
Stupid Pandora stole my floor ice cream....
January 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Stupid Pandora stole my floor ice cream....
"So, what are you doing out here?"
" Yeah, it's complicated.
The pleasure is all mine, though. "
The pleasure is all mine, though. "
"Oh? Sorry. She was your ancestor? Huh...being immortal can be depressing. Nice to meet you!"
January 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"So, what are you doing out here?"
"Oh? Sorry. She was your ancestor? Huh...being immortal can be depressing. Nice to meet you!"
" Did we. . ?
Maybe you're thinking of my ancestor. The fighter Zelda. "
Maybe you're thinking of my ancestor. The fighter Zelda. "
"Uh....we met like....once? I'm Pit."
He winces a little.
"I think I fell on my keys..."
He winces a little.
"I think I fell on my keys..."
January 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"Oh? Sorry. She was your ancestor? Huh...being immortal can be depressing. Nice to meet you!"
"Uh....we met like....once? I'm Pit."
He winces a little.
"I think I fell on my keys..."
He winces a little.
"I think I fell on my keys..."
" I don't recall we met in person.
I'm Zelda. "
I'm Zelda. "
"Ow........been a while....ow...."
January 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Uh....we met like....once? I'm Pit."
He winces a little.
"I think I fell on my keys..."
He winces a little.
"I think I fell on my keys..."
"Ow........been a while....ow...."
Blink.
" Oh. . . the angel from that Smash Brothers tournament. "
" Oh. . . the angel from that Smash Brothers tournament. "
"Hey, Zeldaaaaaaa-"
The angel fell from the sky. He had tried flying again and landed right in front of her.
The angel fell from the sky. He had tried flying again and landed right in front of her.
January 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"Ow........been a while....ow...."
"Told ya!"
Totally didn't guess.
Totally didn't guess.
“Huh… so you can read… okay then.”
He was saved from the bullying.
He was saved from the bullying.
"Uh....of course!"
Up, up down down, left right left right b a start.........A?
Up, up down down, left right left right b a start.........A?
January 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"Told ya!"
Totally didn't guess.
Totally didn't guess.
"Uh....of course!"
Up, up down down, left right left right b a start.........A?
Up, up down down, left right left right b a start.........A?
Squints
“Then by all means… do the honors.”
“Then by all means… do the honors.”
"Y-yes?"
January 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Uh....of course!"
Up, up down down, left right left right b a start.........A?
Up, up down down, left right left right b a start.........A?
"Hey, Zeldaaaaaaa-"
The angel fell from the sky. He had tried flying again and landed right in front of her.
The angel fell from the sky. He had tried flying again and landed right in front of her.
she's researching the flora and fauna in the forest near kakariko.
it's almost as if there was never a great fairy fountain here. . .
it's almost as if there was never a great fairy fountain here. . .
January 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"Hey, Zeldaaaaaaa-"
The angel fell from the sky. He had tried flying again and landed right in front of her.
The angel fell from the sky. He had tried flying again and landed right in front of her.
"Y-yes?"
“…. Do YOU know the Konami code?”
"Okaaaaay! I was just asking. Sheesh!"
January 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Y-yes?"
"Okaaaaay! I was just asking. Sheesh!"
“Any nintendo fan knows the great Konami code…, that’s like asking if you know the colors between red and blue.”
"Fiiiiine. Do you know the code?"
January 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"Okaaaaay! I was just asking. Sheesh!"
So......Metroid's getting new games....F-Zero got that 99 thing.....can I....? Please? I've been good.....
January 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
So......Metroid's getting new games....F-Zero got that 99 thing.....can I....? Please? I've been good.....
"Fiiiiine. Do you know the code?"
“….. sure, I call dibs on player one though.”
"....wanna play Contra?"
January 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"Fiiiiine. Do you know the code?"
"....wanna play Contra?"
January 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"....wanna play Contra?"
"....what's that over there!?"
Ofc he doesn’t look up… then again, should’ve went with something better…
“Mhm, suuuuure does….”
Patiently waiting…
“Mhm, suuuuure does….”
Patiently waiting…
"Hm? It does?"
January 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"....what's that over there!?"
"Hm? It does?"
Execute plan for distraction.
“Did you know if you look at the sky right now, it says gullible?”
If pit decides to look up, he will attempt to snatch the crown.
“Did you know if you look at the sky right now, it says gullible?”
If pit decides to look up, he will attempt to snatch the crown.
"No one touches the crown! Not even me!"
January 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Hm? It does?"
"No one touches the crown! Not even me!"
“Oh but that’s just leaves out the fun part of coming and collecting the funds.”
He’s eyeing at pit’s laurel crown.
He’s eyeing at pit’s laurel crown.
"You know, normally you lead with the price. I can just not pay, now. I already have the advice."
January 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"No one touches the crown! Not even me!"
"You know, normally you lead with the price. I can just not pay, now. I already have the advice."
“Yup, that advice will cost ya to whatever currency equivalent to human currency of $100.”
"....actually not a bad idea."
January 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"You know, normally you lead with the price. I can just not pay, now. I already have the advice."
How his cooking lessons are going:
homer simpson is pouring a box of corn flakes into a bowl of cereal .
ALT: homer simpson is pouring a box of corn flakes into a bowl of cereal .
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January 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How his cooking lessons are going:
"....actually not a bad idea."
“So the latter… gotcha… maybe stock up on grams, chocolate and marshmallows and make s’mores off the fire.”
"Well, Pitoo, we order out. A lot."
January 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"....actually not a bad idea."
"Well, Pitoo, we order out. A lot."
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“Hey pits for brains, if Palutena can’t cook… what does that mean for you? Do you take up her slack of just stand in the middle of the fire saying *This is Fine.*”
“Hey pits for brains, if Palutena can’t cook… what does that mean for you? Do you take up her slack of just stand in the middle of the fire saying *This is Fine.*”
January 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Well, Pitoo, we order out. A lot."