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27. 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈. she/her. that’s it that’s the profile.
i am deleting this app from my phone if you want to reach me you can do so via text or carrier pigeon 🫡
August 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
this is a bi-annual reminder that i would let gong yoo spread me open like crab legs
July 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
June 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
bruh a crepe sounds so good rn
June 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
sometimes i think to myself “i could pass as a straight woman” but then i’ll catch a glimpse of my reflection and i’m like
May 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
something kinda silly about watching a romance drama and realizing there’s such an easy way to make the drama intense but way less contrived if y’all just abandoned patriarchal gender ideals
May 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
nothing humbles you more than sleeping someplace other than your bed and waking up sore 😔
April 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
new rib tat ayyyyy
March 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
currently obsessed with rubbing my legs together like a grasshopper
March 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
sure hope i experience no nightmares tonight
March 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
im getting jumped in the discord im not used to being the one harassed into writing…
March 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
skirts are by far my most detested articles of clothing. very few outfits have ever been elevated by the addition of a skirt. just wear a fucking dress.
March 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
March 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
why is it that when under high stress i want to get tattoos or piercings
March 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i have become a person who prefers phone calls to texts or zoom smh i would’ve thrived in the 90s
February 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
ive accidentally become addicted to pagliacci pizza but my my wallet can’t fucking afford this send help
February 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
this musical is my crack cocaine
IN SLEEP HE SANG TO MEE IN DREAMS HE CAAAAAME *electric guitar* THAT VOICE WHICH CALLS TO MEEE AND SPEAKS MY NAAAAAAME AND DO I DREEEEEAM AGAAAAAAIN FOR NOOOOOW I FIIIIIIND

THE PHAAAAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HEEEEERE INSIDE MY MIIIIIIND
February 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i genuinely have SO many thoughts about phantom of the opera it’s like a sickness
February 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
spent too long thinking about phantom of the opera now i wanna watch a bootleg…..the fact that i have work tomorrow is preventing me from living my best life
February 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
got a weighted blanket. doesn’t feel heavy enough though idk. kinda want to feel like i’m being crushed by a panini press.
February 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
sometimes im like wouldn’t it be cool to have red eyes just for like funsies and to go with outfits then i remember naruto exists and the psychic damage knocks me over like a nuke
February 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
after a shower i will knock back cans of sparkling water like how i imagine some men might knock back cans of beer
February 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
DEATH IS A CLOSET IN HELL AND I AM BUT A HOMOSEXUAL WITH AN HERMES SCARF
February 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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The “they voted for this, I don’t feel bad” attitude I’ve seen towards both deportations and Gaza is so evil.
February 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM