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Fire child molesters… or cover up their crimes…. Make up your mind Catholic Church!!
January 27, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Fire child molesters… or cover up their crimes…. Make up your mind Catholic Church!!
Who figured that a bunch of obese incel high school dropout losers would have low morale?
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Who figured that a bunch of obese incel high school dropout losers would have low morale?
But they’re service animals.
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
But they’re service animals.
I’m not sure if you understand the definition of “cult classic “. The Blues Brothers was one of the most expensive films ever made at the time as well as a top ten box office hit in 1980.
January 25, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I’m not sure if you understand the definition of “cult classic “. The Blues Brothers was one of the most expensive films ever made at the time as well as a top ten box office hit in 1980.
They’re saying “Boorump”.
January 25, 2026 at 3:25 AM
They’re saying “Boorump”.
He’s going to claim widespread democratic fraud around 5 pm on Election Day and call for a halt in voting for an investigation. ICE will seize voting machines across the country and Trump will announce a sweeping landslide Republican victory around 11pm eastern time.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
He’s going to claim widespread democratic fraud around 5 pm on Election Day and call for a halt in voting for an investigation. ICE will seize voting machines across the country and Trump will announce a sweeping landslide Republican victory around 11pm eastern time.
We should listen to her. She was a sideline reporter after all.
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
We should listen to her. She was a sideline reporter after all.
It will be difficult unseating King Baron the Second from his White House Ball/Throne room.
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
It will be difficult unseating King Baron the Second from his White House Ball/Throne room.
I wish I knew which team Jesus preferred before I place my bets.
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I wish I knew which team Jesus preferred before I place my bets.
As CEO of IronLungs Inc., I say Bravo!
January 24, 2026 at 4:13 PM
As CEO of IronLungs Inc., I say Bravo!
He wouldn’t make it past the Golden Corral on the way to get me.
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
He wouldn’t make it past the Golden Corral on the way to get me.
There’s a lady who REALLY loves creeps.
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There’s a lady who REALLY loves creeps.
What did I do to you?
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What did I do to you?
It can be quite risky forcing your religion on others far from your home.
October 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It can be quite risky forcing your religion on others far from your home.
They didn’t even assault any cops, attempt to hang Mike Pence, or smear shit on the walls… you call that a protest?!??!
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
They didn’t even assault any cops, attempt to hang Mike Pence, or smear shit on the walls… you call that a protest?!??!
Maybe it’s about the reopening of the Hillary Clinton investigation 10 days before the election in 2016.
October 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Maybe it’s about the reopening of the Hillary Clinton investigation 10 days before the election in 2016.
Didn’t he adopt a 13 year old boy when he was a single 25 year old man? Hmmm….
October 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Didn’t he adopt a 13 year old boy when he was a single 25 year old man? Hmmm….
Rick Springfield had a pretty good solo career after leaving the band.
October 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Rick Springfield had a pretty good solo career after leaving the band.
And now we commence the NLCS beat down. Dodgers in 5.
October 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
And now we commence the NLCS beat down. Dodgers in 5.
It’s like the time Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment got a Michelin rating.
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It’s like the time Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment got a Michelin rating.
Who’s Lupa Doopa?
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Who’s Lupa Doopa?
It would’ve been kinda funny if he spelled it Cawk.
October 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It would’ve been kinda funny if he spelled it Cawk.
One could reasonably conclude that Greenwood actively avoided military service (dodged the draft) by using the fact that he impregnated some women to manipulate his draft status.
October 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
One could reasonably conclude that Greenwood actively avoided military service (dodged the draft) by using the fact that he impregnated some women to manipulate his draft status.
We hold ultra patriotic poseurs to a high standard. If he loves America so much, why didn’t he volunteer? And why are you taking his word for it?
October 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We hold ultra patriotic poseurs to a high standard. If he loves America so much, why didn’t he volunteer? And why are you taking his word for it?
He drinks Canadian Mist
October 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
He drinks Canadian Mist