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Siam became Thailand in 1939 so why do we still have Siamese cats? Even siamese twins are now called conjoined twins, shouldn’t Siamese cats now be called Thai Cats?
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Siam became Thailand in 1939 so why do we still have Siamese cats? Even siamese twins are now called conjoined twins, shouldn’t Siamese cats now be called Thai Cats?
Why hasn’t someone created a website or app where people get to rent a gun by the hour/half hour? I only need it once then the next person can fix their life too. Just look for the body that finally looks happy.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Why hasn’t someone created a website or app where people get to rent a gun by the hour/half hour? I only need it once then the next person can fix their life too. Just look for the body that finally looks happy.
I’ve fucked things up so completely that peace feels impossible. Grace feels like a lie, mercy feels out of reach. I want to blame someone, I want to hate someone but I’m the only person. I have to accept that I’m nothing. I’m nothing.
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I’ve fucked things up so completely that peace feels impossible. Grace feels like a lie, mercy feels out of reach. I want to blame someone, I want to hate someone but I’m the only person. I have to accept that I’m nothing. I’m nothing.
Mistakes are made every day. I just tend to lean into them because why not complicate my life more? I want to play this round on hard mode.
December 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Mistakes are made every day. I just tend to lean into them because why not complicate my life more? I want to play this round on hard mode.
I’m like a slice of melting cheese, full of dairy and sweaty all over.
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m like a slice of melting cheese, full of dairy and sweaty all over.
Is Harrison Ford the greatest American hero? A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away he fought space nazis as Han, he returned to fight the nazis again as Dr. Jones, and after all that he returned to vanquished the Russians as President Marshall. What can’t he do?
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Is Harrison Ford the greatest American hero? A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away he fought space nazis as Han, he returned to fight the nazis again as Dr. Jones, and after all that he returned to vanquished the Russians as President Marshall. What can’t he do?
Back off the wagon and back on Bluesky. That seems to be the theme of my life.
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Back off the wagon and back on Bluesky. That seems to be the theme of my life.
Well shit, I haven’t done this in a while. Found this gravy boat tucked away in a cabinet. Shout out to all those fun Canadians.
March 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Well shit, I haven’t done this in a while. Found this gravy boat tucked away in a cabinet. Shout out to all those fun Canadians.
Tomorrow I’m going out to get Sazerac rye because Jim Brockmire told me to. Rye whiskey is a staple of American history, and rye itself was a native spirit of early America. Also @hankazaria.bsky.social is one of the most underrated actors I’ve seen. Watch that Apple moon thing and the Simpsons.
February 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Tomorrow I’m going out to get Sazerac rye because Jim Brockmire told me to. Rye whiskey is a staple of American history, and rye itself was a native spirit of early America. Also @hankazaria.bsky.social is one of the most underrated actors I’ve seen. Watch that Apple moon thing and the Simpsons.
Well, I tried crying in the shower today. I’ll have to say, very overrated. On the positive side I smell like citrus but it just doesn’t have the same cathartic release. To all the people who like to shower cry, I invite you to try crying in public. Now that’s event!
February 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Well, I tried crying in the shower today. I’ll have to say, very overrated. On the positive side I smell like citrus but it just doesn’t have the same cathartic release. To all the people who like to shower cry, I invite you to try crying in public. Now that’s event!
Well that was the first time that I’ve had tacos without tequila since I worked at toys r us. To be fair, at that time I was dropping vodka in my Baja Blast. It made me better at racing through the store on the razor scooters.
February 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Well that was the first time that I’ve had tacos without tequila since I worked at toys r us. To be fair, at that time I was dropping vodka in my Baja Blast. It made me better at racing through the store on the razor scooters.
I always thought growing up was something that happened like a caterpillar into a butterfly. No one told me that I’d one day wake up and the shitty, half-assed on the job training that I didn't pay attention to would have to carry me through for the rest of my life.
February 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I always thought growing up was something that happened like a caterpillar into a butterfly. No one told me that I’d one day wake up and the shitty, half-assed on the job training that I didn't pay attention to would have to carry me through for the rest of my life.
I got drunk and don’t remember cooking or eating a whole frozen pizza last night by myself. Woke up to the tattered, discarded, box on the kitchen counter; It looked like a werewolf had torn into it. I guess that’s it, I’m officially a fucking monster.
January 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I got drunk and don’t remember cooking or eating a whole frozen pizza last night by myself. Woke up to the tattered, discarded, box on the kitchen counter; It looked like a werewolf had torn into it. I guess that’s it, I’m officially a fucking monster.
The bright sun on me
Winter smiles upon us all
Enjoy what we have
Haiku of the day
Winter smiles upon us all
Enjoy what we have
Haiku of the day
January 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The bright sun on me
Winter smiles upon us all
Enjoy what we have
Haiku of the day
Winter smiles upon us all
Enjoy what we have
Haiku of the day
As someone that doesn’t eat soups or pasta, I just realize I never use bowls. I was putting dishes away and noticed my bowls have been in the wrong place for maybe 3 months now. I just thought they were oddly shaped plates.
January 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
As someone that doesn’t eat soups or pasta, I just realize I never use bowls. I was putting dishes away and noticed my bowls have been in the wrong place for maybe 3 months now. I just thought they were oddly shaped plates.
Have you ever stopped before clicking on a video link and thought, “If this turns me on, Im going to really be bummed out.” I’ve never not clicked the link, I’m kind of ready to see how far this twisted rabbit hole goes before I have to call and cancel my internet.
January 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Have you ever stopped before clicking on a video link and thought, “If this turns me on, Im going to really be bummed out.” I’ve never not clicked the link, I’m kind of ready to see how far this twisted rabbit hole goes before I have to call and cancel my internet.
Living with a cat is like having the worst flatmate. I have to pick up their shit literally and metaphorically, I have to buy all their food, and no matter how many times I clean I always find their trash somewhere. On the plus side, there always some who is just as confused about life as me.
January 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Living with a cat is like having the worst flatmate. I have to pick up their shit literally and metaphorically, I have to buy all their food, and no matter how many times I clean I always find their trash somewhere. On the plus side, there always some who is just as confused about life as me.
Got so drunk that I had to take an uber home, but now I can’t find my wallet. I’m for sure now that gods fucking with me.
January 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Got so drunk that I had to take an uber home, but now I can’t find my wallet. I’m for sure now that gods fucking with me.
I hate that I’ve started waking up and checking Google to see if I really need to complete a quest or it was a dream. Like I’m really expecting someone to pick me to break into Da Vinci’s house to find his hidden secrets or match stones to colors to save the world.
December 30, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I hate that I’ve started waking up and checking Google to see if I really need to complete a quest or it was a dream. Like I’m really expecting someone to pick me to break into Da Vinci’s house to find his hidden secrets or match stones to colors to save the world.
Well, I put panties on for this fucking thing, might as well go.
December 21, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Well, I put panties on for this fucking thing, might as well go.
You can go to a brewery and drink by yourself but you can’t do that at a winery. Wineries are full of happy groups of people. I’ve never knocked back a glass of wine at a winery and been asked if I want another glass of the 2021 Regretful Red or maybe try the 2022 Woeful White.
December 19, 2024 at 5:48 PM
You can go to a brewery and drink by yourself but you can’t do that at a winery. Wineries are full of happy groups of people. I’ve never knocked back a glass of wine at a winery and been asked if I want another glass of the 2021 Regretful Red or maybe try the 2022 Woeful White.
Every morning my cat smells me to check to see if I’m dead. If I do die in my sleep one night, I hope my cat eats my face so I can be someone gruesome find.
December 4, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Every morning my cat smells me to check to see if I’m dead. If I do die in my sleep one night, I hope my cat eats my face so I can be someone gruesome find.
How did I have more narcotics back when I was 19? Now it’s acid reflux pills instead of LSD in the cabinet.
December 1, 2024 at 3:53 AM
How did I have more narcotics back when I was 19? Now it’s acid reflux pills instead of LSD in the cabinet.
Snoring is for the people that have to hear it.
November 16, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Snoring is for the people that have to hear it.