The Piesman Trophy presented by Nokian

Men in Blazers did a feature on them once, they used to have a left back whose day job was as a firefighter

I always thought the age crisis for me was going to be Kyrie Irving retiring but nope guess what it’s a woman who was a sophomore when I graduated high school being a willing participant in a DC sex scandal

(Its going to be Maryland)

I will not stop doing this, I hope he has a 20-year career

After Vietnam and Iraq went so well May I introduce the country whose terrain is in different spots “Iraq with a rainforest” and Vietnam with cliffs”

I do think it’s harder to manufacture a panic if no one can get mad about it

To be fair there aren’t any Wizards fans available to gleefully cheer on this tear down

My go-to cross-aisle outreach point is “we have a lot more in common than you think, for example, we both think the Clintons should be in prison”

The Rockets lost Fred Van Vleet to injury when Russ was still a free agent and they were COWARDS to not reunite them

Your old boss was Harry Reid and for all his faults, you want to talk about someone who would not be putting up with this bullshit right now?

It is not hard to imagine someone being better for this moment! Literally the last guy who had the job before Schumer!