The thomas the tank engine break always gets me when i listen to because maybe
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thomas the tank engine break always gets me when i listen to because maybe
I smoked one million camel crushes today i can only satiate my appetite by eating a camel now. Also i drank a lot
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I smoked one million camel crushes today i can only satiate my appetite by eating a camel now. Also i drank a lot
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Had a dream there was a mossy cobblestone flavor pringle
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Had a dream there was a mossy cobblestone flavor pringle
On the way to work i saw someone who had a bumper sticker that said “human rights aren’t political.” I want to understand how you could earnestly think that. It’s just political = bad taken to its conclusion
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
On the way to work i saw someone who had a bumper sticker that said “human rights aren’t political.” I want to understand how you could earnestly think that. It’s just political = bad taken to its conclusion
Starting to become an LA Priest fan for real. I listened to Engine when i was in my Datassette era and really liked it, Learning To Love is really good too. Still don’t know if it’s pronounced LA Priest or LA Priest so maybe i should have used “a” instead of “an” back there
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Starting to become an LA Priest fan for real. I listened to Engine when i was in my Datassette era and really liked it, Learning To Love is really good too. Still don’t know if it’s pronounced LA Priest or LA Priest so maybe i should have used “a” instead of “an” back there
new dumb ass stickers should be coming in the mail soon
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
new dumb ass stickers should be coming in the mail soon
Also my name currently is not a bit. Heres the half pipe
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Also my name currently is not a bit. Heres the half pipe
my car used to have truck nuts but then i got it a truck orchiectomy :)
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
my car used to have truck nuts but then i got it a truck orchiectomy :)
call me Cross cuz i b Dressing.
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
call me Cross cuz i b Dressing.
kero kero bonito’s got that pilotredsun swag
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
kero kero bonito’s got that pilotredsun swag
Is it national work on every road day today or something damn
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is it national work on every road day today or something damn
Wait i dont think i even cried last night #wellAdjusterd
October 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Wait i dont think i even cried last night #wellAdjusterd
Roommate and i got taco bell independently on the same night
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Roommate and i got taco bell independently on the same night
Been feeling like the witch from left 4 dead recently
October 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Been feeling like the witch from left 4 dead recently
4 alarms are no match for the mighty sleeping with your phone in you hand and silencing the alarm immediately every time
October 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
4 alarms are no match for the mighty sleeping with your phone in you hand and silencing the alarm immediately every time
Peeing on carl as praxis
October 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Peeing on carl as praxis
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My doubters become my grouters when I renovate my bathroom of success
October 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
My doubters become my grouters when I renovate my bathroom of success
Call me Half Life Chapter 8 because this bitch is On A Rail
October 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Call me Half Life Chapter 8 because this bitch is On A Rail
Sequel to Date Everything that also describes current prospects: fuck everything
September 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sequel to Date Everything that also describes current prospects: fuck everything
Australian queens of the stone age guy would be like “naur one naurs”
September 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Australian queens of the stone age guy would be like “naur one naurs”
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(guy with a little friend) say hello to my little friend
August 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
(guy with a little friend) say hello to my little friend
Im not very quick to block people (lie) but joking/complaining about being soooo old and being younger is a way to get me to block you instantly (true)
August 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Im not very quick to block people (lie) but joking/complaining about being soooo old and being younger is a way to get me to block you instantly (true)
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