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@illbeyourdoug.bsky.social
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December 21, 2025 - CBS now formally, State Run Media. All stories will now be formally approved by the Ministry of Truth before airing.
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
December 21, 2025 - CBS now formally, State Run Media. All stories will now be formally approved by the Ministry of Truth before airing.
No one is asking you to do this. Please listen to your colleagues. This is a horrible horrible idea.
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
No one is asking you to do this. Please listen to your colleagues. This is a horrible horrible idea.
This is maybe the only presidential duty that he is qualified to undertake and he still cannot manage to do it without sounding like a fucking moron.
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This is maybe the only presidential duty that he is qualified to undertake and he still cannot manage to do it without sounding like a fucking moron.
This guy being trolled by the makeup artists at Fox News.
Wear more eyeliner, JD.
Wear more eyeliner, JD.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This guy being trolled by the makeup artists at Fox News.
Wear more eyeliner, JD.
Wear more eyeliner, JD.
Some leader you are. The colleagues who you supposedly lead have betrayed their constituents. For nothing. Literally. Fucking. Nothing. Bunch of cowards.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Some leader you are. The colleagues who you supposedly lead have betrayed their constituents. For nothing. Literally. Fucking. Nothing. Bunch of cowards.
Seems like we need to impose some work requirements if these fraudsters are going to keep getting benefits. Gotta stop that waste and abuse!
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Seems like we need to impose some work requirements if these fraudsters are going to keep getting benefits. Gotta stop that waste and abuse!
Riley would come in fifth place in this debate.
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Riley would come in fifth place in this debate.
No. No. No. No. No, you don’t.
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No. No. No. No. No, you don’t.
Sounds like we need to put in some work requirements if they want to qualify for health insurance. This seems exactly like the fraud and abuse we all heard about on all these people’s Fox News spots.
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sounds like we need to put in some work requirements if they want to qualify for health insurance. This seems exactly like the fraud and abuse we all heard about on all these people’s Fox News spots.
I mean, he’s always been an idiot. Epstein is simply his broken clock moment.
October 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I mean, he’s always been an idiot. Epstein is simply his broken clock moment.
How can a bailout be justified? Trump did the same thing in his first term. Said he would do it in his second. These people still voted for him. They are getting what he promised and they asked for. Now they get a bailout? Fuck that noise.
September 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
How can a bailout be justified? Trump did the same thing in his first term. Said he would do it in his second. These people still voted for him. They are getting what he promised and they asked for. Now they get a bailout? Fuck that noise.
Beyond the latent anti-Semitism… could this guy sound anymore like a crazy person? What is that laugh? Fucking psycho.
September 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Beyond the latent anti-Semitism… could this guy sound anymore like a crazy person? What is that laugh? Fucking psycho.
Welcome! 50/50 chance we raid your plant and ship you off to Ghana! This is a winning message if I have ever heard one!
September 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Welcome! 50/50 chance we raid your plant and ship you off to Ghana! This is a winning message if I have ever heard one!
GEE, I WONDER HOW WE FUCKING GOT HERE!?
September 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
GEE, I WONDER HOW WE FUCKING GOT HERE!?
I mean she practiced parking lot law for most of her career, so she might think this is really what judges do.
August 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I mean she practiced parking lot law for most of her career, so she might think this is really what judges do.
Putin landed in America and wasn’t immediately arrested and taken to The Hague. That’s what he gets. Fucking coward, Little Marco.
August 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Putin landed in America and wasn’t immediately arrested and taken to The Hague. That’s what he gets. Fucking coward, Little Marco.
It’s only Monday, so you have to aim high if you’re gonna say the stupidest thing all week. May as well aim for the moon. Way to go Sean!
August 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s only Monday, so you have to aim high if you’re gonna say the stupidest thing all week. May as well aim for the moon. Way to go Sean!
Doesn’t matter, damage is done. Why would anyone ever believe another number reported by BLS?
August 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Doesn’t matter, damage is done. Why would anyone ever believe another number reported by BLS?
Clearly we all learned a lot from “Stop the testing!” You had more characters available. God forbid we call out this moron for his policy.
BREAKING: President Trump fires the head of the BLS hours after a terrible jobs report highlighted the genuine stupidity of his trade and economic policy.
BREAKING: President Trump fires the head of the BLS hours after a terrible jobs report highlighted the genuine stupidity of his trade and economic policy.
August 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Clearly we all learned a lot from “Stop the testing!” You had more characters available. God forbid we call out this moron for his policy.
BREAKING: President Trump fires the head of the BLS hours after a terrible jobs report highlighted the genuine stupidity of his trade and economic policy.
BREAKING: President Trump fires the head of the BLS hours after a terrible jobs report highlighted the genuine stupidity of his trade and economic policy.
Same thing CBS said. Here’s to hoping.
July 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Same thing CBS said. Here’s to hoping.
Serious question: why wouldn’t WSJ just fold, pay the bribe, and walk away same as CBS, and ABC? They get the glory for publishing right now, then 5 months from now Trump gets to call it a hoax again.
July 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Serious question: why wouldn’t WSJ just fold, pay the bribe, and walk away same as CBS, and ABC? They get the glory for publishing right now, then 5 months from now Trump gets to call it a hoax again.
Good thing there aren’t tariffs on countries we import cane sugar from! Phew!!! 😅
July 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Good thing there aren’t tariffs on countries we import cane sugar from! Phew!!! 😅
Just like Jesus wanted. Save $9bn and kill millions of disadvantaged people. These people have no souls and represent the absolute worst humanity has to offer. Power and privilege and not the slightest amount of decency amongst them.
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just like Jesus wanted. Save $9bn and kill millions of disadvantaged people. These people have no souls and represent the absolute worst humanity has to offer. Power and privilege and not the slightest amount of decency amongst them.
Same people that shouted that $20/hr minimum wage was going to wreck the entire US economy….
July 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Same people that shouted that $20/hr minimum wage was going to wreck the entire US economy….
I mean how many kids were you trying to kill?
July 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I mean how many kids were you trying to kill?