Mike Wilkins
ilk.bsky.social
Mike Wilkins
@ilk.bsky.social
All Ilk, no cookies.
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Pete Hegseth is furiously screaming "I SAID NO FATTIES!"
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
October 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Rich Handler's yacht, in case anyone's wondering
August 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Degenerate betting on tennis is much less fun when it's in your own time zone
August 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Beach read
July 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
ANTI FRAGILE
July 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Wired: Americano
Tired: Campari Spritz
Expired: Aperol Spritz
July 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A macaroni and cheese stand at Wimbledon? What sort of nonsense is that?
July 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Still haven't learned
July 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Scott Bessent to Elon Musk #iykyk
phish.com Phish @phish.com · Jun 29
SET ONE: Punch You in the Eye
June 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Neighbors moved away a few weeks ago and bequeathed my kid their "free dozen Krispy Kremes every month" voucher.
Just succumbed to the temptation. So not worth it.
June 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Can't believe it's still Oatmeal Weather (TM) in the middle of June
June 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The first three posts in my LinkedIn feed today were from friends announcing they've been laid off. It's a bloodbath in tech right now.
June 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The 2026 F1 schedule reminds me of when they started moving all the Canadian and mid-market NHL teams to the Southern US. So lame.
June 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Yeah Tommy Robinson's a dick, but Hawksmoor is also the most overrated restaurant on the planet regardless of which side of the pond you're on
June 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Went to a Celebration of Life for an aunt yesterday, and let me tell you that's what I want when I croak. No dirgey funeral, just an open bar and some crab cakes
June 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Moody. That's certainly one way to put it.
May 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Anyone else's teenager keep walking around singing the "Scotty doesn't know" song from "Eurotrip" or is this unique to my household?
May 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Serious question: what do the Israelis think of our courtship of the Saudis? And what do the Saudis think of our unwavering support of Israel?
May 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
While I certainly appreciate my in-laws tending to child and dog for a few days while we were in Italy, I don't appreciate that it feels like everything in the house has been moved just enough to set me off
May 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Well, that's a lotta Bologna if you ask me.
May 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Jersey count at Citi Field today (approximate): 1600 Sotos with the tags still on
50 Piazzas
10 David Wrights
1 Danny Agbayani
April 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Golden sombrero for Tyrone Taylor @ivanthek.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
EURUSD gonna hit 1.20 by the time I go to Bologna end of the month
April 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM