Dwayne🗿
@ilikekillnerds.com
Lead front-end dev working on large scale software and open source. Project lead @aureliaeffect.bsky.social Hacking on AI. Guitar. MPC synthwave and beats.
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thriftysheet.com
yawntales.com
tidyfork.com
quadcortex.co
cortexpresets.com
whatsmyenv.com
astronauts go to space just to mock god’s inability to invent proper wifi. sickening arrogance
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
astronauts go to space just to mock god’s inability to invent proper wifi. sickening arrogance
adulthood is realizing your parents were just winging it and hoping no one called the cops
September 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
adulthood is realizing your parents were just winging it and hoping no one called the cops
devops is just blaming the cloud instead of each other
September 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
devops is just blaming the cloud instead of each other
the year is 2032. i own 40 dogs, none of them mine
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
the year is 2032. i own 40 dogs, none of them mine
can @Dominos stop tracking my pizza and start tracking my dad?? he left in 2004.
September 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
can @Dominos stop tracking my pizza and start tracking my dad?? he left in 2004.
you cannot gaslight me. i was BORN in the light. forged in it. molded by it
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
you cannot gaslight me. i was BORN in the light. forged in it. molded by it
every dev's career arc is: learn new framework → evangelize it → hate it → tweet just use sql
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
every dev's career arc is: learn new framework → evangelize it → hate it → tweet just use sql
doctors hate me because i enter the OR wearing a fake mustache and introduce myself as dr. surgery
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
doctors hate me because i enter the OR wearing a fake mustache and introduce myself as dr. surgery
the only true scalability problem is your ceo’s coke habit
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
the only true scalability problem is your ceo’s coke habit
coding is easy. surviving product managers with one small change is the true endurance sport
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
coding is easy. surviving product managers with one small change is the true endurance sport
captcha: identify which of these photos contains microaggressions
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
captcha: identify which of these photos contains microaggressions
react is legit terrible. willingly choosing react in 2025 is like building a house with asbestos. so many better options now
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
react is legit terrible. willingly choosing react in 2025 is like building a house with asbestos. so many better options now
not everything needs a community. sometimes you just need to get good.
September 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
not everything needs a community. sometimes you just need to get good.
i don't meal prep. i meal simulate. 700 fake lunches in a VR warehouse to test digestion latency. you people boil rice like cowards.
September 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i don't meal prep. i meal simulate. 700 fake lunches in a VR warehouse to test digestion latency. you people boil rice like cowards.
nothing makes me trust a man less than seeing ring light reflections in his eyes
September 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
nothing makes me trust a man less than seeing ring light reflections in his eyes
twitch should let you fistfight the ceo if you get banned. if you win, your account is reinstated
September 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
twitch should let you fistfight the ceo if you get banned. if you win, your account is reinstated
jesus had 12 followers and still changed the world. i've got a little over 4k and probably wouldn't be able to sell a hoodie
September 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
jesus had 12 followers and still changed the world. i've got a little over 4k and probably wouldn't be able to sell a hoodie
the goal is to become a local legend before becoming a federal problem
September 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
the goal is to become a local legend before becoming a federal problem
i miss losing a saturday to nothing in particular
September 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM
i miss losing a saturday to nothing in particular
best buy should release the geek squad into the parking lot like a swarm and if you survive 10 minutes, you get a ps5
September 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
best buy should release the geek squad into the parking lot like a swarm and if you survive 10 minutes, you get a ps5
i believe in love at first sight followed by 6 to 8 weeks of logistics
August 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i believe in love at first sight followed by 6 to 8 weeks of logistics
uber should have a deathmatch option where both rider and driver know only one is getting out of the car
August 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
uber should have a deathmatch option where both rider and driver know only one is getting out of the car
imagine dying and the first thing god says is lmao you believed that press release?
August 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
imagine dying and the first thing god says is lmao you believed that press release?
i know the voices aren't real but damn they got some good business ideas
August 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
i know the voices aren't real but damn they got some good business ideas
in 500 years archaeologists will find a usb stick labeled FINAL_FINAL_REALLYFINAL.docx and base our whole civilization on it
August 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
in 500 years archaeologists will find a usb stick labeled FINAL_FINAL_REALLYFINAL.docx and base our whole civilization on it