Dave
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Dave
@ilikejam.bsky.social
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In his house at R'lyeh dead Fruit Sniffer waits dreaming."
July 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
May 31, 2025 at 10:49 AM
With the verbs and prepositions in all-caps, I hope.
April 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There's a cheap-ass ultrasonic here somewhere. Somewhere. That's a great shout.
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A guy with heavily ink-stained hands has just infomed me that there is a job that you can have.

'Nibmeister'.

Meister of nibs. Grinder of forbidden alloys. Destroyer of worlds.

Interesting.
April 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Outstanding. Ta much!
April 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Windex, interesting! Will try that after soaking for a bit.
April 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Got a fav notebook for fountain pens?
April 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just Lamy cartidge ink. Left it uncapped for... an eternity? Will soak!

Cheers!
April 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Posted a dubiously funny skeet on fountain pens and now loads of people are in my replies coming to my pen's rescue.

Everyone should be like fountain pen people.
April 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
There's a man doing polariscope plastic stress analysis on a 30 quid pen's cap clip now. This is excellent information.

My pen remains clogged.
April 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In a sane world, sure. But in Elon's kindergarten of vibecoders? Javascript all day, baby.
March 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
ChatGippety says Redis is much faster.
March 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Typescript? LOL. Types aren't webscale, boomer.
March 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's Javascript. Because of course it is.
March 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Man, my 2025 cards are shite.

Not a single hit on 'US President casually suggests actual genocide that "the entire Middle East can be very proud of"'.

Gutted.
February 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM