Mike Platt
@ilikegyros.bsky.social
I don’t remember him playing bass in Elf.
a man in a green elf costume is standing in a hallway .
ALT: a man in a green elf costume is standing in a hallway .
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December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I don’t remember him playing bass in Elf.
Joss Stone & Valerie June
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Joss Stone & Valerie June
She’s 32. She hasn’t had a “long career as a journalist” yet.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
She’s 32. She hasn’t had a “long career as a journalist” yet.
Remember thinking, “A President can’t possibly get any dumber than this”? We were so naive back then.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Remember thinking, “A President can’t possibly get any dumber than this”? We were so naive back then.
Wake me up when they play “High and Dry”.
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Wake me up when they play “High and Dry”.
I’ll have you know that I have 68 followers, and some of them aren’t even pornbots. That’s it. I just thought you might be impressed.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’ll have you know that I have 68 followers, and some of them aren’t even pornbots. That’s it. I just thought you might be impressed.
Yeah, I’m sure his intentions were good, but he lost me from the start with the bad math.
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yeah, I’m sure his intentions were good, but he lost me from the start with the bad math.
What a psycho. THERE ARE LINES ON THAT PAPER. USE THEM!
October 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What a psycho. THERE ARE LINES ON THAT PAPER. USE THEM!
Or even worse: See if you can fit EXTRA letters into this tiny little square!
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Or even worse: See if you can fit EXTRA letters into this tiny little square!
Thanks for the heads up. I didn’t realize Daily Caller was on here. That was an insta-block.
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Thanks for the heads up. I didn’t realize Daily Caller was on here. That was an insta-block.
I guess I haven’t Santos’s story closely. Why those three in particular?
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I guess I haven’t Santos’s story closely. Why those three in particular?
(Others have mentioned different songs by most of these artists that are equally worthy, but I feel some of these are under-appreciated gems.)
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
(Others have mentioned different songs by most of these artists that are equally worthy, but I feel some of these are under-appreciated gems.)
What You Give - Tesla
Wasted Time - Skid Row
Heartbreak Station - Cinderella
Something to Believe In - Poison
Heaven - Warrant
Wasted Time - Skid Row
Heartbreak Station - Cinderella
Something to Believe In - Poison
Heaven - Warrant
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What You Give - Tesla
Wasted Time - Skid Row
Heartbreak Station - Cinderella
Something to Believe In - Poison
Heaven - Warrant
Wasted Time - Skid Row
Heartbreak Station - Cinderella
Something to Believe In - Poison
Heaven - Warrant
She’s old enough now. She’ll be 39 in 2028.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
She’s old enough now. She’ll be 39 in 2028.
It depends. What do they look like?
October 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It depends. What do they look like?
I’m not sure what they think college professors teach, but I’d have thought it pretty strange if P.J. O’Rourke had shown up to speak in my Calculus class.
September 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m not sure what they think college professors teach, but I’d have thought it pretty strange if P.J. O’Rourke had shown up to speak in my Calculus class.
Perfect. These happen to be my three favorite country music singers.
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Perfect. These happen to be my three favorite country music singers.
But Archie, Marry Me *should* be on all the playlists.
September 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
But Archie, Marry Me *should* be on all the playlists.
What is wrong with men?
August 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
What is wrong with men?