I exist. Happy holidays yall, ily ❤️

My wife: well this is romantic
Me: oh uh. Yes. This is definitely intentionally romantic. There most certainly isn’t a power outage right now. Nope.

Inhaled this faster than a box of sushi 😩❤️✨ #booksky #lgbt

I think Merlin is the long lost sibling of my cat Ashes

Bonk. You have been mutualed.

I think we’re on the same wavelength 👌

Oof, I’m sorry, that’s rough. Here, have a picture of my cat Ashes with the sun on his bum. 86% chance you’ll feel a little better 😂✨

I present. Ashes.

Ok but you have the same name as my lil chihuahua mix so you now must be subjected to a picture of her, sorry I don’t make the rules ✨

Damn