Ian Hughes
@ilhughes.bsky.social
Or very long necks?
October 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Or very long necks?
Please. Dot matrix. Two words. I read that as “dominatrix” and wondered what kind of town you’ve moved to 🤣
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Please. Dot matrix. Two words. I read that as “dominatrix” and wondered what kind of town you’ve moved to 🤣
Unfortunately not.
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Unfortunately not.
What kind of dinosaur can you still see inhabiting your local dump?
A stigosaurus.
A stigosaurus.
September 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What kind of dinosaur can you still see inhabiting your local dump?
A stigosaurus.
A stigosaurus.
This specimen. He’s as dumb as a brick.
August 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This specimen. He’s as dumb as a brick.
Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I get shot in the shoulder and very soon afterwards I am up and about not screaming in agony from a shattered clavicle and not popping antibiotics like they’re Skittles to fend off sepsis. In fact, I can even hold and fire a gun.
July 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I get shot in the shoulder and very soon afterwards I am up and about not screaming in agony from a shattered clavicle and not popping antibiotics like they’re Skittles to fend off sepsis. In fact, I can even hold and fire a gun.
We once went to Bradford for a weekend, by mistake, and his work at Salts Mill salvaged the whole trip. Fabulous artist.
July 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
We once went to Bradford for a weekend, by mistake, and his work at Salts Mill salvaged the whole trip. Fabulous artist.
Beautiful work. What a talented couple!
May 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Beautiful work. What a talented couple!
I used to ride an orange Vespa. One night, leaving the station car park, a gang of teenagers were loitering. One shouted at me: “go, Barbie, go!”
April 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I used to ride an orange Vespa. One night, leaving the station car park, a gang of teenagers were loitering. One shouted at me: “go, Barbie, go!”
Ah yes, we have “too close for missiles, switching to guns” if someone cuts in.
April 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ah yes, we have “too close for missiles, switching to guns” if someone cuts in.
Driving past any field with prepared bales, it’s “hey!” at the top of our voices. The whole family do it.
April 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Driving past any field with prepared bales, it’s “hey!” at the top of our voices. The whole family do it.
Not me, but my amazing wife. She’s not made the leap to here yet, but would appreciate the plug. And she’s definitely organic.
www.ameliajay.co.uk
www.ameliajay.co.uk
Art | Amelia Jay Artist
Amelia Jay - A fine artist living and work in East Sussex
www.ameliajay.co.uk
March 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Not me, but my amazing wife. She’s not made the leap to here yet, but would appreciate the plug. And she’s definitely organic.
www.ameliajay.co.uk
www.ameliajay.co.uk
“Same old shit, different day…”
January 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
“Same old shit, different day…”
“That was you at the window?!”
January 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
“That was you at the window?!”
Ours is “Class? Anyone?Anyone? Bueller…?” When being ignored.
December 12, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Ours is “Class? Anyone?Anyone? Bueller…?” When being ignored.
Anchor Butter sorry for The Strokes.
October 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Anchor Butter sorry for The Strokes.