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ilexmiasma.bsky.social
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@ilexmiasma.bsky.social
MINORS DNI 🔞. 30. NSFW. she/her 🏳‍⚧. Demigirl. Trash Witch. narcissist. poly. pan. better at mtg commander than you. firmly believes every game is a fishing game.
do i have an addiction?
March 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
first haircut in a year lfg
March 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
is there any worse place to get incredibly tired and horny than a disney ride queue?
February 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
cinemas most famous “uncle tom” portraying uncle sam. kendrick’s a fucking genius
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
gonna start referring to the fremen from dune as fremboys
February 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
except loaning death note to my bf but including spoilers, i always refer to the end as “light loses” not cuz i wanna not say “light dies” but because light constantly says “i win” so honestly loss is more of a disgrace that death and i think that’s hilarious
February 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i think this card perfectly explains my face dysphoria
January 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
they should do a masked singer but it’s wrestling. like 4 pro wrestlers dressed as the banana splits and wrestling nerds gotta figure who they are based solely on movements.
January 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
my bf: “you hear about david lynch?”
me:
January 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i was just talking about a tiktok and i referred to the person recording as “the video taper”
January 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
y’all remember galidor?
January 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
there’s a random northernlion appearance in a markiplier try not to laugh challenge from six years ago and was not ready for that information
January 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
marty mcfly not knowing what a bottle opener is the least believable part of the trilogy
January 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
amik named his dog sir burrus i’m gonna fucking cry
December 30, 2024 at 9:37 PM
i love how flannel moths constantly clean their antennae one at a time so they’re always waving like friendly little guys like 🙋‍♀️haii
December 29, 2024 at 6:01 PM
watching da fans tear apart veil guard is so cuz like yeah, they ruined the lore. THEYVE ALWAYS BEEN RUINING THE LORE. AND THE LORE WASNT GOOD TO BEGIN WITH. AND I LIKE THE FIRST 3 DA’S
December 29, 2024 at 6:14 AM
bf died in osrs for the first time, no braining agility in canifis. he accidentally punched a werewolf. i fucking TOLD THEM to wield a shortbow and no arrows but they never LISTEN to me. bb boy almost lost a piece of graceful he was panicking
December 29, 2024 at 5:59 AM
*me pointing at a half built building 10 minutes from my apartment with awe and reverence* THATS A CHIPOTLE
December 27, 2024 at 4:43 AM
why did jumba keep making experiments after angel? she’s just girl stitch. fucking misogynist.
December 26, 2024 at 2:36 PM
if i become a successful vtuber with multiple models, imma make dildos based off each one and whichever sells the best would be the model i re debut.
December 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
i’m some type a way rn
December 25, 2024 at 5:42 AM
pull my fucking hair dumbass, idc if you’re tryin not to hurt me fuck you pull my goddam hair like it’s the reigns of a horse.
December 25, 2024 at 5:42 AM
i’m so drunk i’m hornily pulling my own hair who want me
December 25, 2024 at 5:32 AM
highbies aren’t inherently “cliquey” most of them just have more to lose cuz many of them have their work tied up in socials. it’s dangerous to get chummy with dingus 10 followers when they could easily be an 80 y/o freak man with the complexion of a rhinoceros.
December 23, 2024 at 7:58 PM
another keanu has hit the fortnite
December 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM