Eileen Danger
ilean.bsky.social
Eileen Danger
@ilean.bsky.social
Pastor of Muppets
Basically would have been paid $8 / hr (working 14 hr days, of course) to be Russell Brand’s full time wank butler. Showbiz, baby.
September 20, 2023 at 12:34 PM
After saying “meditating” (with air quotes) a bunch of times, my interviewer finally said, “it’s masturbating, the guy masturbates basically all day”.
I declined the job.
September 20, 2023 at 12:31 PM