Il Chambero
@ilchambero.bsky.social
Secretly hopes he’ll wake up and it will just have been a tornado dream.
Why wouldn’t I plant two trees? #betterplanet
October 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Why wouldn’t I plant two trees? #betterplanet
In addition to wanting to change the Guardians and Commanders names back- Trump also wants the Braves to change thier name to the Woo woo tomahawk teepee Buffalo Braves
July 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
In addition to wanting to change the Guardians and Commanders names back- Trump also wants the Braves to change thier name to the Woo woo tomahawk teepee Buffalo Braves
I was listening to ‘Bigmouth strikes again’ by the Smiths and realized it basically could have been written by the current president. Morressy/Trump separated at birth?
May 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I was listening to ‘Bigmouth strikes again’ by the Smiths and realized it basically could have been written by the current president. Morressy/Trump separated at birth?
Is it weird that the best part of my day so far was messing with a phishing text bot until they said they were deleting me?
May 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Is it weird that the best part of my day so far was messing with a phishing text bot until they said they were deleting me?
If you told me anyone if the guys fixing the escalator at the 24th st bart station was the original guitarist for Agent Orange in 1979 I would believe you.
May 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you told me anyone if the guys fixing the escalator at the 24th st bart station was the original guitarist for Agent Orange in 1979 I would believe you.
What would a nickel bag of funk go for in today’s dollars?
April 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What would a nickel bag of funk go for in today’s dollars?
I case you can’t read it it reads “Junk hauling & unlicensed therapy”. In today’s world seems reasonable.
April 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I case you can’t read it it reads “Junk hauling & unlicensed therapy”. In today’s world seems reasonable.
If a hot dog is a sandwich then cereal is soup.
April 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If a hot dog is a sandwich then cereal is soup.
Is it still shadenfruede if my glee over trump’s tariff screw ups will eventually cause me harm?
April 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Is it still shadenfruede if my glee over trump’s tariff screw ups will eventually cause me harm?
I’m not saying he should but instead of Mir-a-lagoing Gaza wouldn’t be easier to just add Puerto Rico as a state and turn it into a resort?
March 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m not saying he should but instead of Mir-a-lagoing Gaza wouldn’t be easier to just add Puerto Rico as a state and turn it into a resort?
Oh your a counting crowd fan? When was the last time you danced the silence down to the morning? I thought so…
March 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh your a counting crowd fan? When was the last time you danced the silence down to the morning? I thought so…
In a crazy world sometimes the little things are important
March 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
In a crazy world sometimes the little things are important
Someone graffiti’d this playlist on a closed store by my house. I put it into Spotify and it’s awesome. So here you go if you don’t happen to walk down Valencia st in SF
March 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Someone graffiti’d this playlist on a closed store by my house. I put it into Spotify and it’s awesome. So here you go if you don’t happen to walk down Valencia st in SF
America has been accused of racism by South Africa. And South Africa is right. Insert mash of Alanís Morrisette and Peter Gabriel.
March 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
America has been accused of racism by South Africa. And South Africa is right. Insert mash of Alanís Morrisette and Peter Gabriel.
In the BART station this morning was a guy preaching Jesus and holding a sign that said “The wages of sin is death” and I used my favorite borrowed joke and asked “What is that after taxes?”
March 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
In the BART station this morning was a guy preaching Jesus and holding a sign that said “The wages of sin is death” and I used my favorite borrowed joke and asked “What is that after taxes?”
How do cut backs at America’s Best Idea make America great again? I guess America was greatest when we were killing buffalo and logging the shit out of everything. Question withdrawn.
February 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How do cut backs at America’s Best Idea make America great again? I guess America was greatest when we were killing buffalo and logging the shit out of everything. Question withdrawn.
What kind cruel parent names their kid “X” that kid still has to be in 8th grade. You name your kid Xavier and let him change to X when he writes his one man show “I was Elon’s love child” and deploys mild bondage and scatological humor.
February 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
What kind cruel parent names their kid “X” that kid still has to be in 8th grade. You name your kid Xavier and let him change to X when he writes his one man show “I was Elon’s love child” and deploys mild bondage and scatological humor.
You know what no one does anymore? Find money in the cushion of your couch. We’re all digital now. Who has change?
February 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You know what no one does anymore? Find money in the cushion of your couch. We’re all digital now. Who has change?
Pink mitten
Left forgotten
Only one
Part begun
Part ended
Where is your match?
Where is your friend?
Quick end.
Long goodbye
Left forgotten
Only one
Part begun
Part ended
Where is your match?
Where is your friend?
Quick end.
Long goodbye
February 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Pink mitten
Left forgotten
Only one
Part begun
Part ended
Where is your match?
Where is your friend?
Quick end.
Long goodbye
Left forgotten
Only one
Part begun
Part ended
Where is your match?
Where is your friend?
Quick end.
Long goodbye
I feel bad for people that bought a Tesla because they were trying to do a good thing for the earth and then found out slowly over time that they were funding a douche nozzle. Maybe the front trunk will help you carry around that extra baggage.
February 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I feel bad for people that bought a Tesla because they were trying to do a good thing for the earth and then found out slowly over time that they were funding a douche nozzle. Maybe the front trunk will help you carry around that extra baggage.
Trump explains that Elon’s hybrid role means that he only has to be president on Tuesday and Thursday.
February 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Trump explains that Elon’s hybrid role means that he only has to be president on Tuesday and Thursday.
Finished cycle for survival today. Raised money for cancer research. Wanna donate? You still can! tinyurl.com/ilchambero
February 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Finished cycle for survival today. Raised money for cancer research. Wanna donate? You still can! tinyurl.com/ilchambero
Originally written for his first wife’s intervention, Robert Palmer changed one word in his song “Might as well face it you’re addicted to drugs” and had a number one hit.
January 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Originally written for his first wife’s intervention, Robert Palmer changed one word in his song “Might as well face it you’re addicted to drugs” and had a number one hit.
Who knew Tony Bennett had a cable car!? Nice work, city by the bay.
January 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Who knew Tony Bennett had a cable car!? Nice work, city by the bay.
Trump goes on a roll and renames the GMC Denali the GMC McKinley
January 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Trump goes on a roll and renames the GMC Denali the GMC McKinley