Derek iLander
@ilander89.bsky.social
Gaymer Geek from Guam.
Dog Dad.
Alliteration Advocate.
Dog Dad.
Alliteration Advocate.
About to enjoy my avocado caprese toast!
September 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
About to enjoy my avocado caprese toast!
Too little too late MobileX. Where was this access when I *didn't* have access to fiber Wi-Fi?
September 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Too little too late MobileX. Where was this access when I *didn't* have access to fiber Wi-Fi?
So this is what de-prioritized data looks like on my data SIM. Apparently MobileX's deal for priority 8 has been discontinued. Time to look for a new service.
September 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So this is what de-prioritized data looks like on my data SIM. Apparently MobileX's deal for priority 8 has been discontinued. Time to look for a new service.
Animated gif test
September 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Animated gif test
So these are now a thing at Costco
August 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So these are now a thing at Costco
My hair is disobeying again. Time for a buzz
August 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My hair is disobeying again. Time for a buzz
Foundation knows what's going on
August 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Foundation knows what's going on
No max! That's my special edition Stranger Things ice cream, not yours!
August 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
No max! That's my special edition Stranger Things ice cream, not yours!
How to ruin your next taco Tuesday
August 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
How to ruin your next taco Tuesday
Of course I had to buy these
August 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Of course I had to buy these
Just FYI, Costco has this bad boy in stock today
August 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Just FYI, Costco has this bad boy in stock today
If you see this, post a castle
August 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you see this, post a castle
About to dig into my Dubai Chocolate birthday cake!
July 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
About to dig into my Dubai Chocolate birthday cake!
I got your nut coatings right here
July 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I got your nut coatings right here
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
July 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
This is what happens when Emmy decides to wear a wolf T-shirt when filming.
July 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is what happens when Emmy decides to wear a wolf T-shirt when filming.
And now here's Max beating the heat with a pupsicle cup
July 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
And now here's Max beating the heat with a pupsicle cup
Aaaand Amazon Alexa is having a stroke.
July 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Aaaand Amazon Alexa is having a stroke.
The overall strangeness and blue boobies really freaked me out. But now it's one of my favorite movies.
July 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The overall strangeness and blue boobies really freaked me out. But now it's one of my favorite movies.
It's hot out! Share some movie or TV characters at the beach
June 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
It's hot out! Share some movie or TV characters at the beach