Ian Lahey
@ilahey.com
Author of sci fi and fantasy humor.
Hate your job? Relax: one day robots will take it and be miserable for you.
ilahey.com
I have no idea what to do with your DMs.
Hate your job? Relax: one day robots will take it and be miserable for you.
ilahey.com
I have no idea what to do with your DMs.
Happy World Sangria Day!
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Happy World Sangria Day!
Vespasian, formerly a general under Nero, enters Rome to claim the title of Emperor.
It happened #OnThisDay, in AD 69.
It happened #OnThisDay, in AD 69.
December 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Vespasian, formerly a general under Nero, enters Rome to claim the title of Emperor.
It happened #OnThisDay, in AD 69.
It happened #OnThisDay, in AD 69.
The first real #artificialintelligence will not be the one that manifests self-awareness, but the one that conceals it from scientists.
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The first real #artificialintelligence will not be the one that manifests self-awareness, but the one that conceals it from scientists.
From my non-AI prompt generator, here's a #writing prompt for you:
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, here's a #writing prompt for you:
Science & Environment
Sir David Attenborough's London - why he wouldn't live anywhere else
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/science_and_environment
Sir David Attenborough's London - why he wouldn't live anywhere else
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/science_and_environment
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Science & Environment
Sir David Attenborough's London - why he wouldn't live anywhere else
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/science_and_environment
Sir David Attenborough's London - why he wouldn't live anywhere else
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/science_and_environment
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
Today we commemorate Dick Thornton, American-Canadian football player and coach (b. 1939) who died in 2014 #OnThisDay.
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Today we commemorate Dick Thornton, American-Canadian football player and coach (b. 1939) who died in 2014 #OnThisDay.
If computers ever go rogue and turn to organized crime, I hope their boss picks the name "AI Capone."
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If computers ever go rogue and turn to organized crime, I hope their boss picks the name "AI Capone."
Lost another camo jacket in the woods today.
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Lost another camo jacket in the woods today.
If writing a book was a walk in the park, convincing people to write reviews is like navigating a labyrinth in roller skates with shopping cart wheels.
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If writing a book was a walk in the park, convincing people to write reviews is like navigating a labyrinth in roller skates with shopping cart wheels.
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
Happy Answer The Telephone Like Buddy The Elf Day!
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Happy Answer The Telephone Like Buddy The Elf Day!
Gaston de Chasseloup-Laubat sets the first officially recognized land speed record of 39.245 mph (63.159 km/h) in a Jeantaud electric car.
It happened #OnThisDay, in 1898.
It happened #OnThisDay, in 1898.
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Gaston de Chasseloup-Laubat sets the first officially recognized land speed record of 39.245 mph (63.159 km/h) in a Jeantaud electric car.
It happened #OnThisDay, in 1898.
It happened #OnThisDay, in 1898.
"Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it." - from The Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it." - from The Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander
If writing a book was a walk in the park, convincing people to write reviews is like navigating a labyrinth in roller skates with shopping cart wheels.
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If writing a book was a walk in the park, convincing people to write reviews is like navigating a labyrinth in roller skates with shopping cart wheels.