So apparently my ‘too-high-quality’ fake ads are being mistaken for real ads?? COOL... COOL... (Not cool!) ..

Look, if it’s glitchy, or has RatRush™, or mentions Müm’s Basement™, IT’S NOT A REAL AD...

PS:
Thanks for the ‘feedback,’ I guess?? Now my THERMOSTAT WAR script is delayed ...

#NotAnAd

R A T R U S H™
From the Ministry of Tremors™ & WAStELAND PUBLIC ACCESS™
⚡ 120% rodent velocity
🌀 Not legally a drink
💥 May cause minor time skips
🔊 Now banned in at least one dimension

[Video File | Ad Debris | Possibly Evidence]

#ikuroverse #OC #satire #digitalart #blender

S L U D G E R I V E R™
🫗 "Hydration is optional. Regret is included."

Certified by the Department of Liquid Nonsense™.
200% more nothing.
May contain time.
Not compatible with bones.
Not sold. Not real. Not sorry.
No refunds.

[Ad paid for by The Ministry of Thirst™]

#ikuroverse #OC #satire

Dystopia meets fast food

"Now hiring meat-adjacent entities. No experience required. Loyalty mandatory."

Ad paid for by Müm’s Ministry of Digestible Allegiance™
#ikuroverse #OC #satire

OFFICIAL SLUDGERIVER™ STATEMENT
(from CEO Ikur0, VERY qualified & definitely not lying)

SludgeRiver™ is 100% legally not poison.
(Probably. Maybe. Do not check.)

WARNING:
200% more nothing (it’s a feature)
Not compatible with bones (or hope)
Not sold in stores (or anywhere)

#NotACrime