@ikespelledwrong.bsky.social
I wanna do writing but writing hard.
ASD, former comedian, former autism behavioral therapist, vulnerable to wheat.
ASD, former comedian, former autism behavioral therapist, vulnerable to wheat.
For clarity: the elected President of the United States doesn’t care one way or another about trans people, Ukraine, immigrants, elves, or gnomes. He cares about increasing his wealth. He supports racism because that gets Republicans to back him. He is the symptom, not the ailment.
June 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
For clarity: the elected President of the United States doesn’t care one way or another about trans people, Ukraine, immigrants, elves, or gnomes. He cares about increasing his wealth. He supports racism because that gets Republicans to back him. He is the symptom, not the ailment.
A little boy walked over to me mid-story about finding a dinosaur bone in a castle. His mother said “I’m sure that man doesn’t want to talk to you about dinosaurs.” It was all I could do not to scream “Lady—I only wanna talk about dinosaurs!”
May 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A little boy walked over to me mid-story about finding a dinosaur bone in a castle. His mother said “I’m sure that man doesn’t want to talk to you about dinosaurs.” It was all I could do not to scream “Lady—I only wanna talk about dinosaurs!”
I try to educate myself politically, but for the life of me I can’t stop calling Marco Rubio “Ricky Rubio.”
May 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I try to educate myself politically, but for the life of me I can’t stop calling Marco Rubio “Ricky Rubio.”
Please read this thread. It is the perfect distillation of what the left must deal with.
My community outreach to ultraconservative voters is complete and I've learned all I've needed to learn and holy shit balls guys I am never doing that again.
Person 1: Black, 30, biz-bro type, from an upper-middle class (if not rich) family. He thinks both sides are bad but thinks the DEMs are worse. His perception of reality is fucking wrecked from getting his news from Twitter and podcasts. Had no idea about the impacts the DOGE "cuts" were causing.
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Please read this thread. It is the perfect distillation of what the left must deal with.
I don’t think Weird Al gets enough flowers for being pretty much the only good song-parody-man who ever lived, and as a musician in general.
May 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don’t think Weird Al gets enough flowers for being pretty much the only good song-parody-man who ever lived, and as a musician in general.
The perfect Cinco de Mayo decorations would be ICE and Border Patrol employees dangling from trees with festive lights wrapped around their necks.
May 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The perfect Cinco de Mayo decorations would be ICE and Border Patrol employees dangling from trees with festive lights wrapped around their necks.
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Our corgis killed the opossum that killed our kitten and now my dog is prancing everywhere and dropping too many F Bombs. Pretty tough for a dog named Chicken Alfredo.
May 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Our corgis killed the opossum that killed our kitten and now my dog is prancing everywhere and dropping too many F Bombs. Pretty tough for a dog named Chicken Alfredo.
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America is the slowest kid in the class wearing a Burger King crown that says “King of Smart.”
April 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
America is the slowest kid in the class wearing a Burger King crown that says “King of Smart.”
@mensabarbi.bsky.social self-diagnosed “genius?”
April 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@mensabarbi.bsky.social self-diagnosed “genius?”
Tales from MAGA country: student pulled a gun on his teacher in class. Parents decided they wanted to handle discipline at home. Teacher quit over the situation. “She always made a big deal over everything.” I hate it here.
April 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Tales from MAGA country: student pulled a gun on his teacher in class. Parents decided they wanted to handle discipline at home. Teacher quit over the situation. “She always made a big deal over everything.” I hate it here.
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Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi says she is going against corrupt judges.
In case you wonder why she hasn’t gone after the *most* corrupt, Clarence Thomas, there is a professional courtesy between lawyers who take bribes.
In case you wonder why she hasn’t gone after the *most* corrupt, Clarence Thomas, there is a professional courtesy between lawyers who take bribes.
April 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi says she is going against corrupt judges.
In case you wonder why she hasn’t gone after the *most* corrupt, Clarence Thomas, there is a professional courtesy between lawyers who take bribes.
In case you wonder why she hasn’t gone after the *most* corrupt, Clarence Thomas, there is a professional courtesy between lawyers who take bribes.
One country, with only the tiniest fraction of a divide.
Put this on billboards. In Oklahoma.
April 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
One country, with only the tiniest fraction of a divide.
A kid just dropped an F bomb, then noticed me and said “sorry sir.” So it’s midlife crisis time riiiiiight—now.
April 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A kid just dropped an F bomb, then noticed me and said “sorry sir.” So it’s midlife crisis time riiiiiight—now.
Hear me out: Wives With Knives episode staring Cheryl Hines. Who says no?
April 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hear me out: Wives With Knives episode staring Cheryl Hines. Who says no?
Again, no one who covers politics in the mainstream media could possibly predict what Trump would do, but Disney nailed all of it with this Daredevil show?
April 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Again, no one who covers politics in the mainstream media could possibly predict what Trump would do, but Disney nailed all of it with this Daredevil show?
Life Goal: live out the “You don’t know where I’ve been, Lou” scene from fight club with RFK Jr.
Luckily under him I should have no problem getting the plague first.
Luckily under him I should have no problem getting the plague first.
April 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Life Goal: live out the “You don’t know where I’ve been, Lou” scene from fight club with RFK Jr.
Luckily under him I should have no problem getting the plague first.
Luckily under him I should have no problem getting the plague first.
Turbo Tax changed my employment from “Speculative Writer” to “Unemployed.” Fair, but also ouch.
April 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Turbo Tax changed my employment from “Speculative Writer” to “Unemployed.” Fair, but also ouch.
Starting my taxes. Why do I need stronger security when the criminals are the ones RECEIVING my data, Turbo Tax.
April 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Starting my taxes. Why do I need stronger security when the criminals are the ones RECEIVING my data, Turbo Tax.
Really just this and go Cubs? Yup.
April 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Really just this and go Cubs? Yup.
@howardbeck.bsky.social I know there are already too many awards, but how would you feel about an All No Defense Team? A way to point out the Lillards and Youngs?
April 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
@howardbeck.bsky.social I know there are already too many awards, but how would you feel about an All No Defense Team? A way to point out the Lillards and Youngs?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene finding out ICE can disappear innocent people is the only time Trump has made a woman climax.
April 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene finding out ICE can disappear innocent people is the only time Trump has made a woman climax.