Benjamin
@ikbenbenji.bsky.social
An Englishman (Teessider) in the Netherlands. You'll probably find me making a mess in the kitchen or the laboratory. He/Him 🏳️🌈 🧬
Can they bring back Gabriel Attal pretty please? 🇫🇷
December 4, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Can they bring back Gabriel Attal pretty please? 🇫🇷
I'm feeling particularly fat tonight so I've made a bechamel with double cream to put over my cheesey parmo
December 4, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I'm feeling particularly fat tonight so I've made a bechamel with double cream to put over my cheesey parmo
Drinking my morning coffee, listening to Enya, and a little pair of finches (I think?) just flew to the branch next to me.
a monkey is standing in front of a blue background holding a microphone
ALT: a monkey is standing in front of a blue background holding a microphone
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December 4, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Drinking my morning coffee, listening to Enya, and a little pair of finches (I think?) just flew to the branch next to me.
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“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol
December 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol
Between this post and now, I've managed to develop a fever which is not very chill
Finished the gym, sleepy, and in need of food - please help
December 3, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Between this post and now, I've managed to develop a fever which is not very chill
Finished the gym, sleepy, and in need of food - please help
December 3, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Finished the gym, sleepy, and in need of food - please help
Okay so it's not just me, the Gays™ have the hots for Google Assistant Man and his new voice.
My Google has decided it needed a new accent, and honestly I'm kind of into it
December 3, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Okay so it's not just me, the Gays™ have the hots for Google Assistant Man and his new voice.
My Google has decided it needed a new accent, and honestly I'm kind of into it
December 3, 2024 at 4:25 PM
My Google has decided it needed a new accent, and honestly I'm kind of into it
Oh no... the first casualty
December 1, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Oh no... the first casualty
Baking Swedish Christmas cookies for the tree - one of them had a horrendous accident but we love him all the same.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Baking Swedish Christmas cookies for the tree - one of them had a horrendous accident but we love him all the same.
Yes, my gruff yet dulcet Teesside tones have been known to woo the local Dutch boys who don't know how to distinguish British accents.
Do you have an attractive voice?
December 1, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Yes, my gruff yet dulcet Teesside tones have been known to woo the local Dutch boys who don't know how to distinguish British accents.
There's a stacked guy at the gym and he must be close, if not, 7 feet tall. I'm 6ft 1 and my head comes up to his clavicle...
Someone's had their wheetabix
Someone's had their wheetabix
November 23, 2024 at 8:04 AM
There's a stacked guy at the gym and he must be close, if not, 7 feet tall. I'm 6ft 1 and my head comes up to his clavicle...
Someone's had their wheetabix
Someone's had their wheetabix
I'm making the largest cottage pie the world has ever seen (about 40cm by 30cm) and I will be feeding it to Dutch people in an attempt to show them that English food is at least partially edible
November 22, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I'm making the largest cottage pie the world has ever seen (about 40cm by 30cm) and I will be feeding it to Dutch people in an attempt to show them that English food is at least partially edible
The things I would do right now for a proper Chinese takeaway from back home. The Dutch Chinese experience just does not tickle that spot, and I need it tickling.
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
The things I would do right now for a proper Chinese takeaway from back home. The Dutch Chinese experience just does not tickle that spot, and I need it tickling.
There was a fine mist whilst I was cycling to work today, and it's done things to my hair
November 19, 2024 at 12:56 PM
There was a fine mist whilst I was cycling to work today, and it's done things to my hair
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
Do you realise how difficult this is for me?
Honorary mentions - Dark Souls, ES Oblivion, BG3, Pokemon Crystal, OW, EUIV. This list could just keep on going tbh.
Do you realise how difficult this is for me?
Honorary mentions - Dark Souls, ES Oblivion, BG3, Pokemon Crystal, OW, EUIV. This list could just keep on going tbh.
November 17, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
Do you realise how difficult this is for me?
Honorary mentions - Dark Souls, ES Oblivion, BG3, Pokemon Crystal, OW, EUIV. This list could just keep on going tbh.
Do you realise how difficult this is for me?
Honorary mentions - Dark Souls, ES Oblivion, BG3, Pokemon Crystal, OW, EUIV. This list could just keep on going tbh.
I went back to the gym today after 8 days off and barely eating, and my arms felt like overcooked spaghetti. I need someone to keep me on rhythm even when I'm not feeling it.
November 16, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I went back to the gym today after 8 days off and barely eating, and my arms felt like overcooked spaghetti. I need someone to keep me on rhythm even when I'm not feeling it.
I've made a whole jerk roast chicken, does anyone fancy coming for dinner?
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I've made a whole jerk roast chicken, does anyone fancy coming for dinner?
Who’s your favourite starter?
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Who’s your favourite starter?
Hello @bsky.app can we please choose the date format on here? I just know I'm going to be forever confused by MM/DD/YYYY
Also hi everyone else on here, this is a very me first tweet (are they called tweets?)
Also hi everyone else on here, this is a very me first tweet (are they called tweets?)
November 13, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Hello @bsky.app can we please choose the date format on here? I just know I'm going to be forever confused by MM/DD/YYYY
Also hi everyone else on here, this is a very me first tweet (are they called tweets?)
Also hi everyone else on here, this is a very me first tweet (are they called tweets?)