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Lowbrow Castleman
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Unless the fine is calculated as a percentage of income/wealth anyway. I want to say one or sooner nordic countries calculate traffic fines in that way - which i love.
January 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Every time i can tell subject of a skeet without reading the name of the person being described it always ends up being depressing.
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
- Super Saiyan Schumer
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Found your alt
a close up of a man 's face with red lips
Alt: A heavily distorted face of a man saying “you can’t handle my potions”.
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Papal dispensation.
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Mooooommmm… i mean honnneyyyy, will you buy some more flavorless man balls at the store for me when you go?
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“Safety third!”
January 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
You’d think it was called a ball-ball.
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Scalzi laughing his ass off picturing all the people he just made count on their fingers.
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I got my last one done ago around that age and it was super fun! There was a little chip of my skull still attached when it finally came out.
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
For which role?
January 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Common misconception. The prostate has the real juice.
January 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I mean in the unlikely event the Chicago or Venezuela police want to take up the cause either one I am not going to quibble about jurisdiction.
January 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Well you don’t seem to see the same visceral ick factor for hot dogs - people will gleefully watch Joey Chestnut eat 100 of those.

My guess would be that it’s tempered by the anonymization that industrial production brings and exacerbated by a healthy helping of “that’s what Other People eat”.
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
This also works
a man with a beard and a fur coat is standing in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard and a fur coat is standing in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Man i hope so. I sure haven’t been keen on our collective behavior in the past idk… 1200 years or so.
January 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
By this logic someone should re-sign Elway and start him. He had 14.
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Well there is some benefit, at least transiently, not to have to retool the human interfaces. Especially during a transition where they might be swapping out bots and humans for various reasons.
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Maybe Shakespeare, especially if he’s undead.
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It’s hard to beat going out and experiencing the world for getting useful perspective.
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Side note: i will totally draw tits on a stop sign for money if anyone is in the market.
January 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Your boys have the chance to do something hilarious, and Brian won’t even believe you when you tell him.
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Yeah a broad head to the gut is pretty high on my list of ways i don’t want to die.
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Honestly i thought you were trolling with this - that is bizarre to me. Thankfully Wikipedia, as always, has a thoroughly documented page on the subject.
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I mean on one hand i agree, but let’s be honest - “i was just following orders” has worked as an excuse wayyyy more times than we give it credit for, most especially for americans.
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM