Just Charlie
@ijoemomma.bsky.social
People are shocked that Taco Bell tacos aren’t 100% beef. That shit used to be 79 cents. I’m honestly shocked it was ever more than 0%, honestly.
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
People are shocked that Taco Bell tacos aren’t 100% beef. That shit used to be 79 cents. I’m honestly shocked it was ever more than 0%, honestly.
Italians don’t consider American Alfredo real Alfredo because it uses cream instead of butter.
The fuck do they think butter is made from?
The fuck do they think butter is made from?
October 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Italians don’t consider American Alfredo real Alfredo because it uses cream instead of butter.
The fuck do they think butter is made from?
The fuck do they think butter is made from?
Why are we announcing games and movies a few years out? Who is this for? People on suicide watch?
Is someone like “let’s announce the Wolverine game today and save a life”
Who the fuck is this for
Is someone like “let’s announce the Wolverine game today and save a life”
Who the fuck is this for
September 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Why are we announcing games and movies a few years out? Who is this for? People on suicide watch?
Is someone like “let’s announce the Wolverine game today and save a life”
Who the fuck is this for
Is someone like “let’s announce the Wolverine game today and save a life”
Who the fuck is this for
It’s been nearly 15 years and it still bothers me that Pitbull tried to rhyme Kodak with Kodak
September 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s been nearly 15 years and it still bothers me that Pitbull tried to rhyme Kodak with Kodak
Serious question. What does Cracker Barrel’s decision to rebrand have to do with its DEI initiatives?
It’s hard to take anyone’s opinion seriously when it’s rooted in hate. More so when I can’t even begin to understand how one thing is related to another
It’s hard to take anyone’s opinion seriously when it’s rooted in hate. More so when I can’t even begin to understand how one thing is related to another
August 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Serious question. What does Cracker Barrel’s decision to rebrand have to do with its DEI initiatives?
It’s hard to take anyone’s opinion seriously when it’s rooted in hate. More so when I can’t even begin to understand how one thing is related to another
It’s hard to take anyone’s opinion seriously when it’s rooted in hate. More so when I can’t even begin to understand how one thing is related to another
Supercon weekend. Time to see how many time I sat “fucking nerds” under my breath
July 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Supercon weekend. Time to see how many time I sat “fucking nerds” under my breath
All these news stories about the dad who jumped to help his daughter who fell off the ship have me wondering… do people usually just let the kid drown? Because I can’t believe a kids has never fell off a cruise ship before. So why is this news
July 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
All these news stories about the dad who jumped to help his daughter who fell off the ship have me wondering… do people usually just let the kid drown? Because I can’t believe a kids has never fell off a cruise ship before. So why is this news
Meh.. I would have yeeted the baby
June 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Meh.. I would have yeeted the baby
Dune Awakening is out. Now you too can stand around talking in the desert for hours
June 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dune Awakening is out. Now you too can stand around talking in the desert for hours
I don’t know if there’s anything worse than tips videos where the person is having a conversation with themselves. Especially when they name drop their own names. Why is this a thing
June 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I don’t know if there’s anything worse than tips videos where the person is having a conversation with themselves. Especially when they name drop their own names. Why is this a thing
I hope, as the first America pope, he can really utilize his unique perspective and really connect and talk with the Italians about their stance in regards to pineapple on pizza.
May 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I hope, as the first America pope, he can really utilize his unique perspective and really connect and talk with the Italians about their stance in regards to pineapple on pizza.
Saw an ad asking if I struggle with obesity. Fuck no I don’t struggle with it. That shit came easy
May 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Saw an ad asking if I struggle with obesity. Fuck no I don’t struggle with it. That shit came easy
Hit superstar rank in fallguys today. Probably the most fun I had playing that game in a long time
April 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hit superstar rank in fallguys today. Probably the most fun I had playing that game in a long time
Why is is that fancy restaurants go hard on apps and entrees but for desert they do basic shit like a cookie with ice cream?
April 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Why is is that fancy restaurants go hard on apps and entrees but for desert they do basic shit like a cookie with ice cream?
My wife and I have been calling each other kind of mean things. We started with stuff like dumbass and shit head but over time it’s really evolved.
She told me in lane and she’s going to bed and I said “good night you musky whore”
No idea where this is going to end up
She told me in lane and she’s going to bed and I said “good night you musky whore”
No idea where this is going to end up
April 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My wife and I have been calling each other kind of mean things. We started with stuff like dumbass and shit head but over time it’s really evolved.
She told me in lane and she’s going to bed and I said “good night you musky whore”
No idea where this is going to end up
She told me in lane and she’s going to bed and I said “good night you musky whore”
No idea where this is going to end up
449 for the switch 2 and it doesn’t even have a oled display. Fuck you *
*Im still going to buy it but i’ll be saying fuck you while doing so
*Im still going to buy it but i’ll be saying fuck you while doing so
April 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
449 for the switch 2 and it doesn’t even have a oled display. Fuck you *
*Im still going to buy it but i’ll be saying fuck you while doing so
*Im still going to buy it but i’ll be saying fuck you while doing so
Imagine being a grown ass man worked up over Snow White
March 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Imagine being a grown ass man worked up over Snow White
Her: do you have any children?
Me: I have eight teenage girls at home.
Her: wow, that’s crazy!
Me: ye/h, for sure. Especially considering I had zero yesterday.
Me: I have eight teenage girls at home.
Her: wow, that’s crazy!
Me: ye/h, for sure. Especially considering I had zero yesterday.
March 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Her: do you have any children?
Me: I have eight teenage girls at home.
Her: wow, that’s crazy!
Me: ye/h, for sure. Especially considering I had zero yesterday.
Me: I have eight teenage girls at home.
Her: wow, that’s crazy!
Me: ye/h, for sure. Especially considering I had zero yesterday.
Whoever casted Nosferatu is really into foreheads
February 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Whoever casted Nosferatu is really into foreheads
Sometimes I think about how there’s a squid people eat,that If not prepared correctly, will kill you. And somebody was like “let’s just keep removing stuff and see if people stop dying” instead of just not eating it
February 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sometimes I think about how there’s a squid people eat,that If not prepared correctly, will kill you. And somebody was like “let’s just keep removing stuff and see if people stop dying” instead of just not eating it
I wonder if the hallmark channel has a person who’s whole job is driving around the country looking for barns and pumpkin patches to film movies in
February 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I wonder if the hallmark channel has a person who’s whole job is driving around the country looking for barns and pumpkin patches to film movies in
I just don’t see full vehicle autonomy happening. Not when the liability falls on the owner of the vehicle. for businesses? Maybe. But I doubt there will ever be a day when most cars drive themselves.
January 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I just don’t see full vehicle autonomy happening. Not when the liability falls on the owner of the vehicle. for businesses? Maybe. But I doubt there will ever be a day when most cars drive themselves.
Tesla has made its robot as gender neutral as possible. It has no mouth, crotch or rear end.
Yet somehow, someway I’m gonna fuck it.
Yet somehow, someway I’m gonna fuck it.
December 19, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Tesla has made its robot as gender neutral as possible. It has no mouth, crotch or rear end.
Yet somehow, someway I’m gonna fuck it.
Yet somehow, someway I’m gonna fuck it.
People out here acting like the united CEO was personally canceling polices and denying coverage. He was still a human being.
December 9, 2024 at 3:50 PM
People out here acting like the united CEO was personally canceling polices and denying coverage. He was still a human being.
Why is it that in movies, people only paint in attics or lofts?
December 4, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Why is it that in movies, people only paint in attics or lofts?