all that is to say, I will be posting my charlie kirk joke in THREE DAYS (Sept 17) thank you for your patience during this trying time.

this charlie kirk debacle all happened fairly suddenly, so I will not have the chance to go through my standard process. In 4 months, who knows what the situation with mr kirk will be. (This is actually why most of my posts are timeless truisms rather than highly topical)

now, a little peak behind the curtain, most of my posts are work shopped for the 3-4 months before posting, and even then they are only scheduled to be released at least 1 month after the final product has been written. this gives me time to potentially reconsider a joke if new information arises

however, as with all my posts, the joke must be fresh, witty, biting, and unabashedly original. so I will put the same amount of time and effort into that joke as I do all my other jokes on this platform

back when u were on twitter and had only a few thousand followers I said that you had sex with the dogs that you rate and you got sooooo mad at me do you remember that?

absent mindedly staring at my brother when I am hungry

and they put me in solitary for rough housing with the other inmates