Gozan
@ijagozan.bsky.social
Pros and cons of traveling to the US now:
Cons: You have to scrub your social media and phone to not get detained and deported
Pros: If he dies when you are there, it'd be like being in Brazil when they win the World Cup
Cons: You have to scrub your social media and phone to not get detained and deported
Pros: If he dies when you are there, it'd be like being in Brazil when they win the World Cup
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Pros and cons of traveling to the US now:
Cons: You have to scrub your social media and phone to not get detained and deported
Pros: If he dies when you are there, it'd be like being in Brazil when they win the World Cup
Cons: You have to scrub your social media and phone to not get detained and deported
Pros: If he dies when you are there, it'd be like being in Brazil when they win the World Cup
Putting up a new post so the guy who likes one of my posts each time I like one of his posts has something to like
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Putting up a new post so the guy who likes one of my posts each time I like one of his posts has something to like
If Transformers were real, we'd have Transvestigators. People who pour over pictures of Gundams, claiming that the shoulders clearly are the rear of a stealth fighter
October 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If Transformers were real, we'd have Transvestigators. People who pour over pictures of Gundams, claiming that the shoulders clearly are the rear of a stealth fighter
Why did no one tell me 50 Cent is 50. Think of all the jokes we could have made
September 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why did no one tell me 50 Cent is 50. Think of all the jokes we could have made
So on Youtube I got recommended Chumbawamba's "The Day the Nazi Died" - the resistance is alive and everywhere
September 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
So on Youtube I got recommended Chumbawamba's "The Day the Nazi Died" - the resistance is alive and everywhere
How is this the most rap name involved in the Kendrick-Drake saga
August 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
How is this the most rap name involved in the Kendrick-Drake saga
Bold of them to just advertise like that
July 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Bold of them to just advertise like that
They should decide it by an Eucharist eating competition. Whoever can eat the most Christ becomes pope
May 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They should decide it by an Eucharist eating competition. Whoever can eat the most Christ becomes pope
They should make Gabe Newell president. Only way to avoid World War 3
May 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
They should make Gabe Newell president. Only way to avoid World War 3
Five romance movies etc:
3-Iron
July Rain
Kamikaze Girls
Chungking Express
The Important Thing is To Love
3-Iron
July Rain
Kamikaze Girls
Chungking Express
The Important Thing is To Love
Five romance movies to get to know me:
-Miracle Mile
-Chungking Express
-Moonstruck
-A Matter of Life And Death
-The Apartment
-Miracle Mile
-Chungking Express
-Moonstruck
-A Matter of Life And Death
-The Apartment
April 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Five romance movies etc:
3-Iron
July Rain
Kamikaze Girls
Chungking Express
The Important Thing is To Love
3-Iron
July Rain
Kamikaze Girls
Chungking Express
The Important Thing is To Love
Decided it was time to change. Turned my life around 180. Forgot I was on radians. Think I'm gonna vomit.
March 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Decided it was time to change. Turned my life around 180. Forgot I was on radians. Think I'm gonna vomit.
Happy Valentine's to those who partake. Personally, I feel that the expectation of romance lessens the impact. I much prefer to be romantic on days when you don't expect it, like Halloween or 9/11
February 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy Valentine's to those who partake. Personally, I feel that the expectation of romance lessens the impact. I much prefer to be romantic on days when you don't expect it, like Halloween or 9/11
Some Wikipedia pages whose title has pleased me greatly recently:
Witches of Warboys
Master of the Female Half-Lengths
Bitch Wars
Witches of Warboys
Master of the Female Half-Lengths
Bitch Wars
December 9, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Some Wikipedia pages whose title has pleased me greatly recently:
Witches of Warboys
Master of the Female Half-Lengths
Bitch Wars
Witches of Warboys
Master of the Female Half-Lengths
Bitch Wars
"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you."
- Childish
- Nonsensical
"The jerky store called, and they're running out of you."
- Ominous
- Savoury
- Childish
- Nonsensical
"The jerky store called, and they're running out of you."
- Ominous
- Savoury
November 29, 2024 at 11:22 AM
"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you."
- Childish
- Nonsensical
"The jerky store called, and they're running out of you."
- Ominous
- Savoury
- Childish
- Nonsensical
"The jerky store called, and they're running out of you."
- Ominous
- Savoury
Not saying anybody should do crimes, but if you do, it'd please me greatly if you could leave on the scene a ziploc bag inside a ziploc bag marked 'Evidence A' inside a ziploc bag marked 'Evidence C'
November 23, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Not saying anybody should do crimes, but if you do, it'd please me greatly if you could leave on the scene a ziploc bag inside a ziploc bag marked 'Evidence A' inside a ziploc bag marked 'Evidence C'
Good fences make good neighbors, electric fences make electric neighbors
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Good fences make good neighbors, electric fences make electric neighbors
The main reason Trump got re-elected is simply because a lot of Americans thought he has a big brain.
...Especially that one guy in Pennsylvania.
...Especially that one guy in Pennsylvania.
November 16, 2024 at 3:07 PM
The main reason Trump got re-elected is simply because a lot of Americans thought he has a big brain.
...Especially that one guy in Pennsylvania.
...Especially that one guy in Pennsylvania.
You want high IQ people working 80 hours of week for 0 pay? Best I can do is 80 IQ people working 0 hours for high pay
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 AM
You want high IQ people working 80 hours of week for 0 pay? Best I can do is 80 IQ people working 0 hours for high pay