Im convinced snores synch up just like periods do.

People love to use undiagnosed autism or ADHD as an excuse for laziness or suboptimal behavior. That’s an insult to the people who are actually neurodivergent.

Idk wtf happened to me in the middle of the night but I am awake as all fuck 🫠

Fuck elf on the shelf. More dumb ass on the grass.

If anyone was wondering it’s not midnight and also not Friday.

I took my inner child to go see Ivy Queen last night. He was very pleased.

WHERE 👏🏽 IS 👏🏽THE👏🏽 PORN!?👏🏽