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Artie | 26 | they/them — put on this earth to count numbers and draw attention to surface level narrative themes
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no idea when or how the cat scratched me like this
February 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
iiolite.bsky.social
just got a this week in previous years reminder of i'm going to thank (break ribs) him now
A screenshot of the Senyuu character Ross looking ominously down toward the viewer. He says "Then, I'm going to thank (break ribs) him now."
January 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
iiolite.bsky.social
me: wish my head didn't feel like exploding

the humble barometric pressure:
A graph of the barometric pressure between Dec 11th and 14th where the pressure drops from 1025 mbar to 995 mbar
December 14, 2024 at 5:40 AM
iiolite.bsky.social
got this drink with my lunch out of sheer curiosity and i'll be real it kinda does taste haunted
A hand holding out a bottle of Fanta "Haunted Apple" flavour in front of a desk. The drink is marketing Beetlejuice, and is vibrant green. No where on the bottle does it say what "Haunted Apple" means.
December 11, 2024 at 9:02 PM
iiolite.bsky.social
intro to newt and hermann. "grade A imperious nerd" and "started off german and got uptight from there"
December 5, 2024 at 8:00 AM
iiolite.bsky.social
i love stats. hello stats
Spotify Wrapped Top Songs: 1. Best of All Possible Worlds by AJJ, Kool Keith, Kimya Dawson 2. Nunemaker's Parable by Everybody's Worried About Owen 3. Weary Traveller by Stick and Poke 4. No Longer You from Epic 5. The Ballad of Lucy Gray Baird from The Hunger Games Spotify Wrapped Top Artists: 1. Everybody's Worried About Owen 2. AJJ 3. Fish in a Birdcage 4. Streetlight Manifesto 5. Kimya Dawson Spotify Wrapped Top Podcasts: 1. Sawbones 2. Sherlock & Co. 3. The Magnus Archives 4. Malevolent 5. The Pilgrimage Saga
December 5, 2024 at 1:37 AM
iiolite.bsky.social
A screenshot of a text with the speaker's icon replaced with a monkey emoji. The person sends a spotify wrapped screenshot that reads "August was your mashed potatoes turntablism plunderphonics season". He says in the text "August was my what now?"
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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this is what a festive office space is all about btw
A photo of an office cubicle with a blow up pool toy orca propped on the wall. The orca has a red plaid reindeer antler headband taped to its head with blue masking tape. There is a very small fake pine tree propped against the wall too.
December 4, 2024 at 10:20 PM
iiolite.bsky.social
A blurry photo. The bottom half of the photo is an iPad with Arcane playing. The top half is a cat, forcing his way over the iPad vying for attention
December 4, 2024 at 5:18 AM
iiolite.bsky.social
get him foggy
A pair of comic panels. In the first, Blindspot takes off his mask and says "They're here because of me. This whole thing is my fault." The second panel pans away from Matt Murdock and Blindspot, cutting off their faces. It instead focuses on Foggy, who says "Wow. I guess he really is your apprentice, Matt." nonchalantly.
November 28, 2024 at 7:06 AM
iiolite.bsky.social
unimpressed the heat lamp is off
A small black cat sitting on top of a large terrarium. There is a heat lamp to her immediate left, but it is off. She sits up straight and poise but stares at the camera somewhat sleepy-eyed.
November 28, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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in my face with love
a brown tabby with a star name tag reading poe blinks at the camera, very close to it
November 28, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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idk if it's funnier that spiderman is somehow fourth or that elektra is here twice
A list of top characters from the stats page of the League of Comic Geeks app. The characters are: Daredevil (Matt), Foggy Nelson, Wilson Fisk, Spider-Man, Kristin McDuffie, Daredevil (Elektra), Cole North, Bullseye, Hawkeye, Elektra Natchios
November 27, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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the beasts are swarming
November 24, 2024 at 6:42 AM