Secondly, reiterating my status as an Inanimate Insanity fan is not entirely necessary. While it is satisfying to establish yourself on the internet, I find it difficult to believe someone would miss what I have extensive knowledge in. Or, the fact that I was on the show in the first place.

Who's that handsome individual, dramatically and partially off-screen and facing the newly introduced IV contestants? (As everyone should know, it's me!)

and now, for a tremendous update... SIXTEEN FOLLOWERS! Wow, thank you all so much for the support!

I mean, that's fair. We're all loveable!

You get it!!

Wow, we have so much in common!

You're*... Please don't mind that.