This was supposed to be a quick (Few hours max) sketch, but I just kept going.

I entered a time vortex.

Hey, that's me!
And my late Big Run post, got gold and hit the top 13%.

Good times Big Run was...

I enjoy this awesome creature.

Yep, I am still down to play.

Same.

I just want a team to keep on gunning in the game, where do these servers or groups hide from me at?

Well, it was nice to meet ya in-game.
I commited a SD just in-case.

(I would've definitely won, I'm not in denial. Probably...)

I Also see your posts in plaza.

@vgceilingfan.bsky.social
Is this microphone workin'?

Is this you I found? (And splatted?)

Oh, I get it...

Like when someone says "I'll be there in 5 minutes".

Ooh, uh.

I got one 100x win & five 10x wins.
Incase that stat chart needed a follow up.

I'm just a more rare bread than you are.
You can say I'm toast.

Maybe these jokes will get a rise out of someone... It's the wrong thing to say, but something someone kneaded to hear.

Wheat.

Don't question it.

Just be glad you didn't get magnetized to his mouth because the game spites you.

Well, said sire.